Snake Bytes
Snake Bytes 9/26: The Serpents
Zac Gallen and Ketel Marte give fans a glimpse of what should have been.
Snake Bytes: 9/25 - No Spoilage
Some of the Diamondbacks claim they relish this opportunity to play spoiler in the NL West. The thing is, in order to be a spoiler before the last game or two, the team needs to win.
Snake Bytes 9/21: Brave to ask
Hard to complain with an open-air Chase Field.
Snake Bytes 9/19: VarShow. S 1, Ep 14.
Daulton Varsho leads the way to another victory.
Snake Bytes: 9/18 - No Cigar
Madison Bumgarner had one of those outings where he reminds the world he used to be a very good pitcher, but even that was not enough, as the Diamondbacks were unable to survive the tenth inning and the Manfred Mann.
Snake Bytes: 9/15 - Seriously, No One Cares
The Dodgers are making their ninth consecutive trip to the postseason. The Diamondbacks are on pace to have their worst season ever. Ho-hum, no one cares anymore.
Snake Bytes 9/14: Going to the Chapel
Clayton Kershaw was too much for the D’backs to handle in his first start since July.
Snake Bytes 9/12: Emerald City
Daulton Varsho carried the Arizona Diamondbacks last night to snap yet another losing streak.
Snake Bytes: 9/8 - Hall of Fame Day
At least there is something newsworthy to discuss in the world of baseball, because the Diamondbacks sure aren’t giving us anything.
Snake Bytes 9/7: Race to the Bottom
A two game series of the Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme begins against the Texas Rangers.
Snake Bytes 9/5: Sometime This Decade
Winning a World Series is cool but let’s win one in this decade, yeah?
Snake Bytes: 9/4 - Another Bum Outing
It took a while for Arizona’s bats to come to life, but it was all they could do to make up for the sub-par outing by Madison Bumgarner.
Snake Bytes: 9/1 - Rosters Expand
With roster expansion in effect, Luke Weaver will be tonight’s starter against the San Diego Padres.
Snake Bytes 8/31: An Alternate Universe
The last time Tyler Gilbert faced the San Diego Padres at Chase Field he and the defense behind him were flawless. Last night? Hardly.
Snake Bytes 8/29: Shutout
As the Philadelphia Phillies fight for their playoff lives, they keep the Arizona Diamondbacks off the scoreboard.
Snake Bytes: 8/28 - Sleepy Saturday Edition
Now that I decided to try sleeping in, I suppose I should hurry up and post something here before the earlier than usual first pitch in Philly.
Snake Bytes: 8/25 - Going Quietly
The Diamondbacks managed to score two runs late in the game, but it was simply too little, too late.
Snake Bytes 8/24: That’s Buc’d Up
Does the Arizona Diamondbacks’ bullpen hate us?
Snake Bytes 8/22: Snapback
Zac Gallen held a lead for Arizona through seven innings until the Diamondbacks’ bullpen did their thing.
Snake Bytes: 8/21 - A Rocky Second Start for Gilbert
Welcome to pitching in Coors Field, Tyler Gilbert.
Snake Bytes, 8/16: Broom denied
The D-backs discovered on Sunday that the Padres are a tougher opponent with Tatis about.
Snake Bytes 8/15: Carpe Diem
Everyone needed what Tyler Gilbert provided last night.
Snake Bytes: 8/14 - Snakes Strike
Madison Bumgarner had another good outing while Daulton Varsho and Ketel Marte carried the offense.
Snake Bytes: 8/11 - Errors, Errors Everywhere
Tuesday night was a perfect example of a bad team finding a way to lose.
Snake Bytes 8/10: Hiccup
Who hated the D’backs this much when creating the 2021 schedule?
Snake Bytes, 8/8: Hello, hello...
With DbacksEurope on vacation, you’re stuck with me.
Snake Bytes: 8/8 - The Song Remains the Same
Another entirely acceptable start ruined by Arizona’s blowpen.
Snake Bytes: 8/7 - Gold Medal Day
The Diamondbacks mounted an unlikely come-from-behind win last night and the U.S. is currently playing against Japan in the championship game at the Olympic Games.
Snake Bytes 8/6 - Stop Me If You Have Heard This One Before
Merrill Kelly was brilliant on Thursday, then the Diamondbacks’ bullpen found a way to ruin it all.
Snake Bytes: 8/4 - Giant Killers
The Diamondbacks pieced together an unlikely performance last night, beating the team with the best record in baseball.