From the article: Well, here we are again Pitters. Ten losses in a row. The longest losing streak since 2010. 4-and-20 record for the month of May. How did we get there tonight you ask? Just grab yourself a morning shower beer, and I will explain it to you.
is this….supposed to be a burrito? pic.twitter.com/PwtJvascYt— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) May 25, 2021
From ed: After a Dbacks game my usual spot for food before I hit home is a Filibertos or Eribertos... Humbertos... Los Bertos, or Isbertos. TBH Federicos is aite and on occasion I may settle for a generic, but I’m 100% gonna order the #14, bro. That’s TWO carne asada burritos with no pico but add guacamole with a side of rice and beans. Don’t even ask me what hot sauces I want just fill the bag like this is a bank robbery, son. Those burritos always cap a good time with friends, baseball, and many of Turmabar IPA’s. With that said, let’s look at this hat. The burrito on the hat looks like a bandaged thumb or cartoon mummy extremity and I would never eat that. It’s like the people who approved that design have never even seen a burrito, let alone eaten one. At least flip the burrito around so the eating part in on top and not slouched down off the corner of the plate (hat) like a soggy over-greased limp chimi. SMH.
D-backs Burrito Hat Is?
This poll is closed
Pretty cool - I’d rock that
Hella dumb - who designed that?
I also chow down on the 2 carne asada burrito meal and have no shame about that.
The Blurb: Gallen (elbow) is expected to throw off flat ground and throw a bullpen session in the coming week, Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic reports.
Throwing off a mound is a significant step for the right-hander, although he would require a few weeks to build up arm strength and endurance for a return to the rotation. Diamondbacks general manager Mike Hazen had previously said that Gallen would require more imaging after a period of not throwing; however, the GM was uncertain if that was still in the plans.
From the article: Those vaccinated over the age of 12 can run the bases, take their picture on the field and receive a free ticket to a future D-backs game.
There is a nude streaker at Nationals Park who just climbed into the tarp roller. This is a picture that is not zoomed in so, you know, we don’t get too intimate here. pic.twitter.com/e0wyArJsha— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) May 27, 2021
From the article: So where does this authentic western diamondback rattlesnake come from? Head Chef Frank Gonzalez said the reptiles are sent to the restaurant after professional roundups are done twice a year in Texas and Oklahoma. The snakes are swooped up when they are denning, a hibernation tactic which basically means a slithering ball of rattlesnakes, and their carcasses are shipped to Phoenix.