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The Diamondbacks own the worst record in the National League

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MLB: San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

Diamondbacks News:

Dbacks 4, GIants 5

From the article: Well, here we are again Pitters. Ten losses in a row. The longest losing streak since 2010. 4-and-20 record for the month of May. How did we get there tonight you ask? Just grab yourself a morning shower beer, and I will explain it to you.

New Era Arizona Diamondbacks ‘local market’ cap with burrito criticized, pulled from site

From ed: After a Dbacks game my usual spot for food before I hit home is a Filibertos or Eribertos... Humbertos... Los Bertos, or Isbertos. TBH Federicos is aite and on occasion I may settle for a generic, but I’m 100% gonna order the #14, bro. That’s TWO carne asada burritos with no pico but add guacamole with a side of rice and beans. Don’t even ask me what hot sauces I want just fill the bag like this is a bank robbery, son. Those burritos always cap a good time with friends, baseball, and many of Turmabar IPA’s. With that said, let’s look at this hat. The burrito on the hat looks like a bandaged thumb or cartoon mummy extremity and I would never eat that. It’s like the people who approved that design have never even seen a burrito, let alone eaten one. At least flip the burrito around so the eating part in on top and not slouched down off the corner of the plate (hat) like a soggy over-greased limp chimi. SMH.

Poll

D-backs Burrito Hat Is?

This poll is closed

  • 2%
    Pretty cool - I’d rock that
    (1 vote)
  • 77%
    Hella dumb - who designed that?
    (34 votes)
  • 20%
    I also chow down on the 2 carne asada burrito meal and have no shame about that.
    (9 votes)
44 votes total Vote Now

Zac Gallen nearing bullpen work

The Blurb: Gallen (elbow) is expected to throw off flat ground and throw a bullpen session in the coming week, Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic reports.

Throwing off a mound is a significant step for the right-hander, although he would require a few weeks to build up arm strength and endurance for a return to the rotation. Diamondbacks general manager Mike Hazen had previously said that Gallen would require more imaging after a period of not throwing; however, the GM was uncertain if that was still in the plans.

D-backs hosting free family vaccination event at Chase Field in June

From the article: Those vaccinated over the age of 12 can run the bases, take their picture on the field and receive a free ticket to a future D-backs game.

Baseball News:

MLB bans Micky Callaway through at least 2022 - Latest update: He’s been fired

Streaker invades rain soaked Nationals Park

Snek Byte:

Eat Diamondback Rattlesnake? Rustler’s Rooste’s most popular dish

From the article: So where does this authentic western diamondback rattlesnake come from? Head Chef Frank Gonzalez said the reptiles are sent to the restaurant after professional roundups are done twice a year in Texas and Oklahoma. The snakes are swooped up when they are denning, a hibernation tactic which basically means a slithering ball of rattlesnakes, and their carcasses are shipped to Phoenix.