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Pit Your Wits 2021: Week 2

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Health officials have been trying to get people to wear masks for over a year now. We at the Snakepit solved it in a week.

Senior Wildcats Rudy Alarcon, left, and Tyrell Rickman admire the Borderland Bowl Trophy following a 40-0 victory over the Santa Teresa High Desert Warriors. Bill Armendariz - Headlight Photo via Imagn Content Services, LLC

Last week, after some inspiration from the wonderful majority owner of the Diamondbacks, I asked you to come up with a solution to get people to wear masks while at the game. I do want to take a minute to remind everyone, however, that second and third place still get points. This isn’t a winner take all situation, and it wasn’t that long ago that, I believe it was AzRattler, took a series of second place finishes to win the whole championship. Just because there is seemingly a clear winner doesn’t mean you should give up!

There was, though, a clear winner this week, and it is Diamondhacks!

If you don’t wear a mask, Jack will send you an Excel suite of Taiwanese COVID charts (9 recs)

In a distant, but still also quite funny, second, we find NikT77!

If you don’t wear a mask Your seating will be upgraded to as close to the field as we can get this year so you can see this shit show up close (3 Recs)

In these hard times, sometimes even sworn enemies find themselves fighting for the same cause... That’s what we find in third place

If you dont wear a mask Baxter will gut punch, drop kick, and seismic toss you into the pool “results may vary” (2 recs)

Whatever have we come to? Rattler and Baxter working together... Anyway, for the first time this season, let’s update the standings!

Standings

Player Recs
Player Recs
Diamondhacks 9
Nikt77 3
AzRattler 2

For this week’s prompt, we’re going back to the news once again. As you probably either experienced or heard, the concessions business during Friday nights home opener didn’t go great! The system didn’t work, people couldn’t get food, and according to NikT77, cashless went by the wayside. It was a mess. This week, I want you to come up with a better system for Chase Field’s concessions. Go!