SnakePit Superb Owl thread

And, if Mrs. SnakePit has her way - and she probably will - nine hours of Puppy Bowl. Anyway, this is one of the very few occasions where we allow unfettered discussion of non-baseball related activity, as the nation gathers together to eat hot dogs and pay vague attention to the spectacle which is the Super Bowl. I could not honestly tell you who is taking part this year, so do not expect any insights from this direction. I do, however, have a plethora of bets which you can place on the game... though actually, the game-based ones are pretty dull and so I’ve largely excluded them. I hadn’t realized what a big deal stuff like the coin flip is. So what have you got? They’re courtesy of BetOnline.

How many Players will miss game due to COVID?

• Over/Under 1½

Temperature at Kickoff

• Over/Under 70

Anthem Specials

Length of US National Anthem

• Over/Under 2 minutes

Length of Last ‘Brave’

• Over/Under 6 seconds

Will the Anthem Singer Forget/Omit a Word during the US National Anthem?

• Yes +1200 (12/1)
• No -5000 (1/50)

If Joe Biden in Attendance - Will he be Shown During Anthem?

• Yes -3000 (1/30)
• No +900 (9/1)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

• Andy Reid -140 (5/7)
• Bruce Arians EVEN (1/1)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

• Patrick Mahomes EVEN (1/1)
• Tom Brady -140 (5/7)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

• Jason Kelce -140 (5/7)
• Rob Gronkowski EVEN (1/1)

Will Any Player Kneel on Sideline During Anthem?

• Yes +1200 (12/1)
• No -5000 (1/50)

Will Any Player Raise Fist on Sideline During Anthem?

• Yes +800 (8/1)
• No -2500 (1/25)

Will Any Scoring Drive Take Less Time Than Anthem Length?

• Yes -350 (2/7)
• No +225 (9/4)

Game Broadcast Specials

What will be said first?

• Super Bowl MVP -300 (1/3)
• Super Bowl Ring(s) +200 (2/1)

What will be said/mentioned 1st?

• Tom Brady’s 10th Super Bowl -140 (5/7)
• Tom Brady’s Age 43 EVEN (1/1)

What will be said/mentioned 1st?

• Mahomes will be a father/daddy/having a kid -150 (2/3)
• Mahomes is engaged/getting married +110 (11/10)

How many times will Kindergarten be said?

• Over/Under .5

Note: Tom Brady started in his first Super Bowl when Patrick Mahomes was in kindergarten.

How many times will Home Field Advantage be said?

• Over/Under 1.5

How many times will Belichick be said?

• Over/Under 1

How many times will Patriots be said?

Over/Under 2

How many times will Gisele Bundchen be shown?

• Over/Under 1.5

How Many Times Will Roger Goodell be Shown?

Over/Under 1½

What will be said 1st?

• Warren Sapp 1/2
• Ronde Barber 2/1
• Derrick Brooks 3/1

Will a clip of Jon Gruden at Super Bowl XXXVII be shown?

• Yes -500 (1/5)
• No +300 (3/1)

How many times will Tony Romo mention his kids/children?

Over/Under .5

Will the spread or total be mentioned?

• Yes +700 (7/1)
• No -2000 (1/20)

Note: Must say spread or total of game, no inferences.

How Many Times Will Biden be Said?

• Over/Under .5

How Many times will Joe Biden Tweet During the Game?

• Over/Under .5

Will Joe Biden Pick a Winner?

• Yes +200 (2/1)
• No -300 (1/3)

How Many Times Will Trump be Said?

• Over/Under ½

What will be said First?

• COVID -350 (2/7)
• Pandemic +225 (9/4)

What will be said First?

• Mask(s) -250 (2/5)
• Coronavirus +175 (7/4)

What will be said First?

• 2020 -140 (5/7)
• 2021 +120 (6/5)

Color of liquid poured on winning coach

• Orange 5/4
• Red/Pink 3/1
• Yellow/Green/Lime 4/1
• Purple 6/1
• Clear 6/1
• Blue 7/1

Player(s) to pour liquid on winning coach

• Defensive 2/3
• Offensive 3/2
• Both 2/1

Postgame Specials

Who will MVP Refer to 1st in Speech?

• Teammates 1/1
• God/Religion 9/4
• USA 7/1
• Winning City 7/1
• Family 9/1
• Coaches 10/1
• Team Owner 20/1

Will “Disney” be said by MVP?

• Yes +400 (4/1)
• No -250 (2/5)

Super Bowl Commercials

Actor to portray #FlatMatthew in Doritos commercial

• Matt Damon 3/2
• Matthew McConaughey 3/2
• Matthew Broderick 7/2
• Matthew Stafford 7/2
• Matt Dillon 5/1
• Matt LeBlanc 8/1
• Matthew Perry 10/1

Who will speak 1st in Frito-Lay pregame commercial?

• Peyton Manning -200 (1/2)
• Eli Manning +150 (3/2)

Will Jerry Rice make paper football FG in Frito-Lay commercial?

• Yes -180 (5/9)
• No +140 (7/5)

Which bag will be seen first during Frito-Lay commercial?

• Lay’s 2/1
• Doritos 9/4
• Tostitos 9/4
• Cheetos 3/1

Will there be a COVID vaccine commercial?

• Yes +200 (2/1)
• No -300 (1/3)

How many commercials will show a person wearing a mask?

• Over/Under 2½

First Anheuser-Busch brand commercial to run

• Bud Light 1/1
• Michelob Ultra 5/4
• Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade 9/2
• Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer 5/1

How many commercials will have a dog in it?

• Over/Under 3½

Will there be a commercial for a major motion picture?

• Yes -200 (1/2)
• No +150 (3/2)

Will there be a Star Wars commercial?

• Yes +150 (3/2)
• No -200 (1/2)

Will Mila Kunis appear in Cheetos commercial with Ashton Kutcher?

• Yes -400 (1/4)
• No +250 (5/2)

Mr. J Pringle touch his mustache in Pringles Commercial?

• Yes +350 (7/2)
• No -600 (1/6)

Will an M&M’s spokescandy be wearing a mask?

• Yes +200 (2/1)
• No -300 (1/3)

First character to appear in DoorDash commercial

• Grover 2/1
• Cookie Monster 5/2
• Kermit the Frog 3/1
• Big Bird 7/2
• Elmo 5/1
• Oscar the Grouch 6/1
• Ernie 8/1
• Bert 10/1
• Rosita 12/1
• Count von Count 16/1
• Abby Cadabby 20/1
• Mr. Snuffleupagus 25/1

Will Daveed Diggs sing in DoorDash commercial?

• Yes -1000 (1/10)
• No +550 (11/2)

Which device will be shown 1st during Fiverr commercial?

• Laptop 5/4
• Tablet 3/2
• Phone 2/1

Will “wax on” be said by boy in E-Trade commercial?

• Yes +550 (11/2)
• No -1000 (1/10)

Will a face shield be seen in WeatherTech commercial?

• Yes -800 (1/8)
• No +425 (17/4)

Halftime Show Specials

The Weeknd 1st Song Performed at Halftime

• Blinding Lights 9/5
• Save Your Tears 2/1
• Pray For Me 5/2
• Can’t Feel My Face 3/1
• Starboy 3/1
• I Feel it Coming 9/1
• Hawaii 10/1
• The Hills 10/1
• In Your Eyes 12/1
• Earned It 16/1
• Love Me Harder 16/1
• Lost in the Fire 20/1

Will Doja Cat Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

• Yes +500 (5/1)
• No -900 (1/9)

Will Drake Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

• Yes +500 (5/1)
• No -900 (1/9)

Will Kenny G Appear w/The Weeknd During alftime Show?

• Yes +500 (5/1)
• No -900 (1/9)

Will Michael Jackson Hologram Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

• Yes +1200 (12/1)
• No -5000 (1/50)