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All owls... All the time. Well, that and commercials

Birds Of Prey Falconry Display photo by Mike Kemp/In Pictures via Getty Images Images

And, if Mrs. SnakePit has her way - and she probably will - nine hours of Puppy Bowl. Anyway, this is one of the very few occasions where we allow unfettered discussion of non-baseball related activity, as the nation gathers together to eat hot dogs and pay vague attention to the spectacle which is the Super Bowl. I could not honestly tell you who is taking part this year, so do not expect any insights from this direction. I do, however, have a plethora of bets which you can place on the game... though actually, the game-based ones are pretty dull and so I’ve largely excluded them. I hadn’t realized what a big deal stuff like the coin flip is. So what have you got? They’re courtesy of BetOnline.

How many Players will miss game due to COVID?

  • Over/Under 1½

Temperature at Kickoff

  • Over/Under 70

Anthem Specials

Length of US National Anthem

  • Over/Under 2 minutes

Length of Last ‘Brave’

  • Over/Under 6 seconds

Will the Anthem Singer Forget/Omit a Word during the US National Anthem?

  • Yes +1200 (12/1)
  • No -5000 (1/50)

If Joe Biden in Attendance - Will he be Shown During Anthem?

  • Yes -3000 (1/30)
  • No +900 (9/1)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

  • Andy Reid -140 (5/7)
  • Bruce Arians EVEN (1/1)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

  • Patrick Mahomes EVEN (1/1)
  • Tom Brady -140 (5/7)

Who will be shown first during the National Anthem?

  • Jason Kelce -140 (5/7)
  • Rob Gronkowski EVEN (1/1)

Will Any Player Kneel on Sideline During Anthem?

  • Yes +1200 (12/1)
  • No -5000 (1/50)

Will Any Player Raise Fist on Sideline During Anthem?

  • Yes +800 (8/1)
  • No -2500 (1/25)

Will Any Scoring Drive Take Less Time Than Anthem Length?

  • Yes -350 (2/7)
  • No +225 (9/4)

Game Broadcast Specials

What will be said first?

  • Super Bowl MVP -300 (1/3)
  • Super Bowl Ring(s) +200 (2/1)

What will be said/mentioned 1st?

  • Tom Brady’s 10th Super Bowl -140 (5/7)
  • Tom Brady’s Age 43 EVEN (1/1)

What will be said/mentioned 1st?

  • Mahomes will be a father/daddy/having a kid -150 (2/3)
  • Mahomes is engaged/getting married +110 (11/10)

How many times will Kindergarten be said?

  • Over/Under .5

Note: Tom Brady started in his first Super Bowl when Patrick Mahomes was in kindergarten.

How many times will Home Field Advantage be said?

  • Over/Under 1.5

How many times will Belichick be said?

  • Over/Under 1

How many times will Patriots be said?

Over/Under 2

How many times will Gisele Bundchen be shown?

  • Over/Under 1.5

How Many Times Will Roger Goodell be Shown?

Over/Under 1½

What will be said 1st?

  • Warren Sapp 1/2
  • Ronde Barber 2/1
  • Derrick Brooks 3/1

Will a clip of Jon Gruden at Super Bowl XXXVII be shown?

  • Yes -500 (1/5)
  • No +300 (3/1)

How many times will Tony Romo mention his kids/children?

Over/Under .5

Will the spread or total be mentioned?

  • Yes +700 (7/1)
  • No -2000 (1/20)

Note: Must say spread or total of game, no inferences.

How Many Times Will Biden be Said?

  • Over/Under .5

How Many times will Joe Biden Tweet During the Game?

  • Over/Under .5

Will Joe Biden Pick a Winner?

  • Yes +200 (2/1)
  • No -300 (1/3)

How Many Times Will Trump be Said?

  • Over/Under ½

What will be said First?

  • COVID -350 (2/7)
  • Pandemic +225 (9/4)

What will be said First?

  • Mask(s) -250 (2/5)
  • Coronavirus +175 (7/4)

What will be said First?

  • 2020 -140 (5/7)
  • 2021 +120 (6/5)

Color of liquid poured on winning coach

  • Orange 5/4
  • Red/Pink 3/1
  • Yellow/Green/Lime 4/1
  • Purple 6/1
  • Clear 6/1
  • Blue 7/1

Player(s) to pour liquid on winning coach

  • Defensive 2/3
  • Offensive 3/2
  • Both 2/1

Postgame Specials

Who will MVP Refer to 1st in Speech?

  • Teammates 1/1
  • God/Religion 9/4
  • USA 7/1
  • Winning City 7/1
  • Family 9/1
  • Coaches 10/1
  • Team Owner 20/1

Will “Disney” be said by MVP?

  • Yes +400 (4/1)
  • No -250 (2/5)

Super Bowl Commercials

Actor to portray #FlatMatthew in Doritos commercial

  • Matt Damon 3/2
  • Matthew McConaughey 3/2
  • Matthew Broderick 7/2
  • Matthew Stafford 7/2
  • Matt Dillon 5/1
  • Matt LeBlanc 8/1
  • Matthew Perry 10/1

Who will speak 1st in Frito-Lay pregame commercial?

  • Peyton Manning -200 (1/2)
  • Eli Manning +150 (3/2)

Will Jerry Rice make paper football FG in Frito-Lay commercial?

  • Yes -180 (5/9)
  • No +140 (7/5)

Which bag will be seen first during Frito-Lay commercial?

  • Lay’s 2/1
  • Doritos 9/4
  • Tostitos 9/4
  • Cheetos 3/1

Will there be a COVID vaccine commercial?

  • Yes +200 (2/1)
  • No -300 (1/3)

How many commercials will show a person wearing a mask?

  • Over/Under 2½

First Anheuser-Busch brand commercial to run

  • Bud Light 1/1
  • Michelob Ultra 5/4
  • Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade 9/2
  • Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer 5/1

How many commercials will have a dog in it?

  • Over/Under 3½

Will there be a commercial for a major motion picture?

  • Yes -200 (1/2)
  • No +150 (3/2)

Will there be a Star Wars commercial?

  • Yes +150 (3/2)
  • No -200 (1/2)

Will Mila Kunis appear in Cheetos commercial with Ashton Kutcher?

  • Yes -400 (1/4)
  • No +250 (5/2)

Mr. J Pringle touch his mustache in Pringles Commercial?

  • Yes +350 (7/2)
  • No -600 (1/6)

Will an M&M’s spokescandy be wearing a mask?

  • Yes +200 (2/1)
  • No -300 (1/3)

First character to appear in DoorDash commercial

  • Grover 2/1
  • Cookie Monster 5/2
  • Kermit the Frog 3/1
  • Big Bird 7/2
  • Elmo 5/1
  • Oscar the Grouch 6/1
  • Ernie 8/1
  • Bert 10/1
  • Rosita 12/1
  • Count von Count 16/1
  • Abby Cadabby 20/1
  • Mr. Snuffleupagus 25/1

Will Daveed Diggs sing in DoorDash commercial?

  • Yes -1000 (1/10)
  • No +550 (11/2)

Which device will be shown 1st during Fiverr commercial?

  • Laptop 5/4
  • Tablet 3/2
  • Phone 2/1

Will “wax on” be said by boy in E-Trade commercial?

  • Yes +550 (11/2)
  • No -1000 (1/10)

Will a face shield be seen in WeatherTech commercial?

  • Yes -800 (1/8)
  • No +425 (17/4)

Halftime Show Specials

The Weeknd 1st Song Performed at Halftime

  • Blinding Lights 9/5
  • Save Your Tears 2/1
  • Pray For Me 5/2
  • Can’t Feel My Face 3/1
  • Starboy 3/1
  • I Feel it Coming 9/1
  • Hawaii 10/1
  • The Hills 10/1
  • In Your Eyes 12/1
  • Earned It 16/1
  • Love Me Harder 16/1
  • Lost in the Fire 20/1

Will Doja Cat Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

  • Yes +500 (5/1)
  • No -900 (1/9)

Will Drake Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

  • Yes +500 (5/1)
  • No -900 (1/9)

Will Kenny G Appear w/The Weeknd During alftime Show?

  • Yes +500 (5/1)
  • No -900 (1/9)

Will Michael Jackson Hologram Appear w/The Weeknd During Halftime Show?

  • Yes +1200 (12/1)
  • No -5000 (1/50)