Pit Your Wits ‘19: Week 14

As always, lots of good suggestions, and there were even enough red comments to fill the podium this week, which is always a bonus. there was a far and away clear winner this week, though, that that was Rockstarr11!

In second place, and just barely skirting the rules of this fair game, AzRattler!

You’re dangerously close to the line there, Rattler... Don’t think for a second I’m not watching you! Anyway, in third place, we have a tie, at four recs a piece

All fine suggestions, and they all make much more sense than what MLB is doing this year. Anyway, #VoteMarte. The nation will thank you. Lots of changes to the scoreboard this time around, with two newbies, AzRattler and Tucson Time, joining their ranks. April was the big mover though, shooting all the way up to fourth place and within striking distance of the Top Three. Only a couple weeks left to go until the ASB, but she’s closing in...

For this week’s prompt, I want you to really let loose. The Diamondbacks have been horrible this past week, losing five straight at the time of me writing this, including being swept by their direct rivals for the Wild Card, the Colorado Rockies. Deep down, we all have one player that we lay all the blame at their feet, justified or not. This week, I want you to name that player, and tell the world in graphic detail what job he should have instead of being a member of the Diamondbacks. Only caveat, they must currently be a part of the 40-man roster, and I’ll save you the trouble of checking, Yasmany Tomas is not currently on it. I don’t need 20 different variations on “Yasmany Tomas needs to open up a buffet and call it Fatty McFattyFat’s” or something like that. Go!