In case you have been out of the loop, free agent Manny Machado was rewarded for his hustle, positive attitude, and also remarkable performance in the 2018 World Series, with a record setting 10 year contract worth $300 million dollars just days ago. The San Diego Padres stunned the NL West and Major League Baseball by opening up their massive wallet for a massive a-hole, Manny Machado.
In case you forgot, Machado once threw a bat at a 3rd baseman because Manny was upset and had hurt feelings.
I am sure I do not need to remind you of how dirty Manny Machado plays the game of baseball. With that being said, and with Machado’s massive new contract, let us roast him with memes. The snakepitter with the most rec’d meme will win a semi-inclusive two day vacation (for one) to “The Sofa at Turambar’s Scottsdale Casita”.