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It’s July! Which means hot dogs, hamburgers, fireworks, Diamondbacks baseball, eagles, freedom, and... The All-Star Game. Yay?
Either way, the Dbacks were slighted as only two players were selected. The first is a player you might have heard of before:
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That is none other than 6-time all-star Paul Goldschmidt, the first Diamondback to ever be selected to six all-star games. Congrats Goldy!
The other Diamondback is one that you’ve probably never heard of, and definitely not a single person outside the state has ever heard of Patrick Corbin.
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And in other July news... we got Alex Avila back. And man, is he hot right now.
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We have the day off today. Let’s pass the times with some memes!