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Pit Your Wits ‘19: Week 14

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

Sweden v England: Quarter Final - 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images

Well, I think we’ll add “come up with ways to help Pace of Play” to the trash heap of ideas that includes almost every MLB idea for improving pace of play... Only two comments were rec’d, so by default, they are our two winners!

All play required to keep tempo with the Benny Hill theme song

.”Long time listener, first time caller.”

Posted by suroeste on Jun 30, 2018 | 12:22 PM reply rec (5) flag

And in second place, MrMrrbi!

The bullpen cartsMust be replaced with top fuel dragsters.

They should be able to reach the mound in about 1.5 seconds. The time savings should be significant

Baseball is the greatest game ever invented. Ever. Say Amen.- Ernie BanksPosted by MrMrrbi on Jun 30, 2018 | 3:51 PM reply rec (3)

And that's it. On to the standings, I guess.

Standings

Contestant Score
Contestant Score
smartplays 21
MrMrrbi 20
AzDbacksFanInDc 13
TylerO 10
Rockkstarr12 9
hotclaws 8
Michael McDermott 8
suroeste 8
Keegan Thompson 7
Makakilo 5
onedotfive 5
TusconTim 5
AzRattler 4
edbigghead 4

So that’s what it looks like going into the final week. The top four are all within ten rec’s of each other, meaning that it really is anyone’s to win still. But to do that, you need a prompt...

This week, the Diamondbacks were rejected by a highschooler who decided he wanted to go to college instead (uggh). But the good news is, the Dbacks have an extra 2.5 million dollars lying around. The question is, how should Hazen and Co. spend this money to get over this relationship that never was? Go!