Never in a million years would I thought this would happen.
I get to write, professionally, about poop in both the literal and figurative sense.
There were two things that were very shitty last week: Archie’s pants (literally, which he revealed on a podcast) and our performance against the Giants (figuratively). Since that Giants series was a whole weekend of figurative poop, I don’t feel like talking about it anymore. It sucked and I’m ready to move on.
Instead, I’m going to dedicate today to Archie Bradley literally shitting his pants.
I write about Major League Baseball and I got to talk about literal shit today. Today was a good day.