I don’t know about slump or losing streaks you’re talking about. We haven’t lost in June. We’re UNSTOPPABLE. Pitching: great. Defense: great. Offense: great. Nothing can bring us down!
(courtesy of rekameohs_)
Now that the Marlins have left after some nasty snek bites, we have to move on to the next serious question. We’ve started a new series winning streak. Can we beat ten?
Yes. Get greedy. We want a nice, lonnnnnnng series winning streak. We’re in first place, baby, and I don’t wanna give it up. Let’s start padding that division lead once again.
In other news, our offense is back. It seemed to be missing for quite a while but we all knew it would be back. Even if we thought the world as we knew it was going to end.
Our offense is so good, even Zack Greinke is showing some emotion: