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Pit Your Wits ‘18: Week 11

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Last week, you and Ken Kendrick got really, really drunk together, and he gave you complete control of the team for sixty seconds, minus his baseball card collection, of course. Let’s see what havoc you created!

The entire bullpen staff learn to become barber shop singers.

They are miked up to entertain the crowd at the change of innings.

“That’s what we do, baby. Get ‘em over, get ‘em in.”

Posted by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2018 | 1:55 PM reply rec (8)

In second place, AzRattler returns to his roots and tells us a heartwarming tale...

Force Baxter and Bert to fight to the death

Winner will be the new play by play announcer with Brenly

Posted by AzRattler on Jun 9, 2018 | 12:48 PM reply rec (5)

In third place, I think GoldyHitsAnotherOne might be seriously overestimating the team’s offensive prowess, even with Goldschmidt’s resurgence...

Nuke the Doggers

#TomasForMVP ;-}

Posted by GoldyHitAnotherOne on Jun 9, 2018 | 3:09 PM up reply rec (3)

By getting back to what he does best, Rattler takes the top spot from Hacks! GoldyHitsAnotherOne also moves up a couple spots, and hotclaws joins the leaderboard for the first time this season!


Contestant Score
Contestant Score
smartplays 21
MrMrrbi 20
AzDbacksFanInDc 13
TylerO 10
Rockkstarr12 9
hotclaws 8
Michael McDermott 8
suroeste 8
Keegan Thompson 7
Makakilo 5
onedotfive 5
TusconTim 5
AzRattler 4
edbigghead 4

Overall, the Diamondbacks and their marketing team do a really good job with their promotions. However, no one is perfect. Come up with one promotional giveaway that would make the schedule that much better. Go!