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Tweet of the Week
#Well #It #Was #Nice #While #It #Lasted But this is certainly a GIF I look forward to using again in the coming months...
Dbacks offense back pic.twitter.com/QHxXKxfXJn
— Built Like The Great Khali (@Greinkschmidt) May 26, 2018
Honorable mentions
Thank you to all the #Dbacks fans for always welcoming me back. You guys will always have a special place in my heart!
— David Hernandez (@DHern_30) May 29, 2018
Drake and Andre Harrell last night in Miami. pic.twitter.com/ZDDTo3JGWb
— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) May 28, 2018
I’ll take “Celebrity Endorsements we might not have wanted,” for $800, please, Alex... But it did not go unnoticed by the team...
"Wait, what did Pusha just say about Drake?" pic.twitter.com/YXNZsvpQOV
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) May 30, 2018
Finally, I cannot take credit for this one. It is why Charlie has the keys to the SnakePit Twitter.
We can assure you that no General Managers are using this account as a burner to heap praise on-
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) May 30, 2018
(/sounds of struggle and violence)
DAVE STEWART DESERVES MORE CREDIT FOR BUILDING A LOT OF THE DIAMONDBACKS ROTATION THAT LED THE TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 7, A’s 1
@Dbacks would I be allowed to bang a drum at a game for all 9 innings?
— notsocooldill (@DenneySports) May 26, 2018
I’ll take “Tweets that were left unanswered,” for $400, please, Alex...
#Dbacks to the #Athletics on Star Wars night: pic.twitter.com/BiDoDZaNrg
— Gabe (@925mlbfan) May 26, 2018
Diamondbacks 0, A’s 3
Just when you think there is light at the end of the tunnel for the DBacks, they get 2-hit by a Rollie Fingers tribute band.
— Brownie Points (@FrozenRubber) May 26, 2018
The #Dbacks hitters when they see Mengden's mustache. #Athletics pic.twitter.com/lCNzoSZzPK
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 26, 2018
Diamondbacks 1, A’s 2
So underwhelmed was D-backs fandom by this game, that I am, ever so reluctantly, forced to use some my own Tweets.
Greinke has had an 80 grunt going today
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) May 27, 2018
Yusmeiro Petit warming in the A's pen.
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) May 27, 2018
In a related story, the D-backs bring back Eric Chavez #FakeNews
Diamondbacks 12, Reds 5
A great philosopher vs. philosopher showdown! @SocratesBrito won this time! #Dbacks #mlb pic.twitter.com/NN2suhJOcN
— Bryan Bertucci (@Texmaz1) May 28, 2018
I seem to remember a Monty Python sketch along similar lines...
We hate to rain on your parade, but we have it being used twice in the 7th on May 13th.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) May 28, 2018
The scariest thing about this is that the team appears to be actually recording bullpen cart usage. I’m sure the analytics department is busy seeing if there’s any difference in pitcher performance between those who use the cart, and those who don’t...
Diamondbacks 5, Reds 2
Jarrod Dyson makes fast people look not fast.
— Keegan Thompson (@k_man5000) May 30, 2018
It’s this way with words which is why Mr. Thompson has a position with the SnakePit. :)
Shout out to the @Dbacks for the best per-ounce beer value in baseball, the $4 14 oz value beer, available at just three rotating and occasionally hidden stands throughout the stadium, and accessible only if you give the password “Fidelio” pic.twitter.com/f5hNh68Kfz
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) May 30, 2018
Diamondbacks 4, Reds 7
Dbacks just played “Take On Me” during the 7th inning stretch and I had a moment of panic thinking Chris Hermann was back and coming up to bat.
— Lori Van Santen (@LoriVanSanten) May 30, 2018
@Dbacks When your Tony Perezchica jersey is in the wash pic.twitter.com/lB4PftgArB
— Kem Fisher (@kemmiekemkem) May 30, 2018