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The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

Welcome to the first week of a new season!

Tweet of the Week

Y’know, much of the above is true, even for those of us who DON’T live in a time-zone currently eight hours ahead of Arizona... I’d add, “...and almost got the Netflix queue under control” to the list.

Honorable mentions

#Burn #NeverForget. In particular, never forget 1999, 2001, 2002, 2007 and 2011...

#ImWithGilbert. For it never ceases to amaze me that Mexican food can be so incredibly tasty, yet when it comes to dessert, most restaurants offer two varieties of fried dough (churros and sopapillas). And if you’re unlucky, flan. Which for bland tastelessness, is basically their version of Jello.

Don’t @ me.

Readers who need an explanation of this one, should see Sean and attend Monday’s remedial class in memes.

The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets

Diamondbacks 8, Rockies 2

Diamondbacks 9, Rockies 8

Diamondbacks 1, Rockies 2

Before anyone says anything, she’s being sarcastic. Or maybe we need to give Corbin a shot at first... After all, he has twice as many hits as Goldy!

Diamondbacks 8, Dodgers 7

Diamondbacks 6, Dodgers 1

It’s Dodgers fans. Those cavities won’t search themselves.

Diamondbacks 3, Dodgers 0

I wouldn’t normally include one of my own Tweets, but hey, it’s Opening Week, so please indulge me on this one.

Even the local police were impressed by Patrick’s perfect early game: