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Tweet of the Week
In the last five months I’ve lost the bags under my eyes, enjoyed a healthier day to day routine and my body clock is in a great place.
— Lovullo'sBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) March 30, 2018
Screw that, @Dbacks baseball is back!#ToreyLovullosBarmyArmy#OverLand&Sea
Y’know, much of the above is true, even for those of us who DON’T live in a time-zone currently eight hours ahead of Arizona... I’d add, “...and almost got the Netflix queue under control” to the list.
Honorable mentions
Rockies played that first inning like they've never won a division title in their history
— Charlie G (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) March 30, 2018
Which they haven't
25 years
#Burn #NeverForget. In particular, never forget 1999, 2001, 2002, 2007 and 2011...
For the last five minutes, @SteveGilbertMLB has been railing against the widespread sale of churros.
— Zach Buchanan (@ZHBuchanan) March 31, 2018
#ImWithGilbert. For it never ceases to amaze me that Mexican food can be so incredibly tasty, yet when it comes to dessert, most restaurants offer two varieties of fried dough (churros and sopapillas). And if you’re unlucky, flan. Which for bland tastelessness, is basically their version of Jello.
Don’t @ me.
By far the best sign I’ve seen at the @Dodgers vs. @Dbacks game ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/LGWluXJsRa
— Mrs. Ziemnik (@mrszhistory) April 4, 2018
Readers who need an explanation of this one, should see Sean and attend Monday’s remedial class in memes.
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 8, Rockies 2
The closest the #Dbacks will get to their own version of the #Braves “Beat the Freeze”
— Dbacks Snake News (@SnakeNewss) March 30, 2018
pic.twitter.com/vRPSsDCqW2
Fun Fact - The #Dbacks have now won more games in the month of March than the #Suns
— Jarrett Carlen (@JarrettGC) March 30, 2018
Diamondbacks 9, Rockies 8
We now go live to inside your humidor pic.twitter.com/anqRC8pimT
— Kenneth Cashman (@kenneth_cashman) March 31, 2018
The big losers of the first 2 games of the #Dbacks season are the humidor and the ride-less bullpen cart
— Goldschmidt Happens (@GoldyHappens) March 31, 2018
Diamondbacks 1, Rockies 2
The @Dbacks are 0-2 in games against Colorado where Andy Benes throws the first pitch.
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 1, 2018
Goldy hasn’t had a hit yet this year. Maybe we need to give Yasmany a shot at first ... he makes almost twice as much as Goldy.
— Bruhette (.833) (@AzSportsGirl63) April 1, 2018
Before anyone says anything, she’s being sarcastic. Or maybe we need to give Corbin a shot at first... After all, he has twice as many hits as Goldy!
Diamondbacks 8, Dodgers 7
Fans, if you renew your #Dbacks season tickets for next year right now you will be eligible for the drawing to see which one of you pitches the 15th inning tonight.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) April 3, 2018
Jeff Mathis beating you is like in the original Civilization when you have a bomber and the Greeks backstab you and destroy it with a phalanx. If you know what I'm talking about, you get this.
— Dan Szymborski (@DSzymborski) April 3, 2018
Diamondbacks 6, Dodgers 1
#MLB security is not messing around. Lines to enter tonight’s #Dodgers vs #Dbacks game in AZ longer than any regular season game I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/sRhSqeBFSk
— Omar Ruiz (@OmarDRuiz) April 4, 2018
It’s Dodgers fans. Those cavities won’t search themselves.
The dbacks, coyotes and suns just all won on the same day for the first time since april 10, 2013
— Chris Cole (@ccole20) April 4, 2018
Diamondbacks 3, Dodgers 0
I wouldn’t normally include one of my own Tweets, but hey, it’s Opening Week, so please indulge me on this one.
Live look-in to the Dodgers facing Patrick Corbin this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/zTe0wTp25q
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) April 4, 2018
Even the local police were impressed by Patrick’s perfect early game:
Um, remember you have the right to remain silent. . @Dbacks #GODbacks #DontJinxIt
— Chino Valley Police (@CVPDAZ) April 4, 2018