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The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

In which we learn the search engine habits of reporters, our manager’s dog has a Twitter account, and that childbirth is no substitute for a D-backs game!

Tweet of the Week

Goldschmidt’s OPS in the Giants’ series? 1.628. 5-for-12 with four extra-base hits, including a pair of home-runs. “Bat going” accomplished... But if you want real ownership, wait until the Brewers’ series in Milwaukee. Over 20 regular season games there, Goldschmidt’s line is .456/.522/.848 for an OPS of 1.370...

Honorable mentions

Anyone bringing a Monty Python reference to my attention, is probably guaranteed to find their way to this section...

The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets

Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 1

Above and beyond, #1:

Above and beyond, #2:

Who needs an epidural when you have Robbie Ray? :) I’m delighted to report, based on subsequent Tweets, a baby girl subsequently arrived!

Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 5

That’s because the nuclear fusion reactor which powers Paul Goldschmidt doesn’t need sleeves...

Diamondbacks 4, Cardinals 1

Diamondbacks 2, Giants 1

Diamondbacks 4, Giants 5

Diamondbacks 7, Giants 3

Yes, folks. TIL Torey Lovullo’s dog has a Twitter account. And, finally: we end as we began!

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