Tweet of the Week
Goldschmidt’s OPS in the Giants’ series? 1.628. 5-for-12 with four extra-base hits, including a pair of home-runs. “Bat going” accomplished... But if you want real ownership, wait until the Brewers’ series in Milwaukee. Over 20 regular season games there, Goldschmidt’s line is .456/.522/.848 for an OPS of 1.370...
It is important that all of you know that @SteveGilbertMLB uses Bing.— Zach Buchanan (@ZHBuchanan) April 7, 2018
It was either use Bing or sit around saying "Google doesn't work..." all day as @nickpiecoro keeps doing.— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) April 7, 2018
Anyone bringing a Monty Python reference to my attention, is probably guaranteed to find their way to this section...
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 1
Above and beyond, #1:
Above and beyond, #2:
Who needs an epidural when you have Robbie Ray? :) I’m delighted to report, based on subsequent Tweets, a baby girl subsequently arrived!
Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 5
No sleeves today for #Dbacks Paul Goldschmidt. Haven't seen anyone else on either team yet without sleeves.— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) April 7, 2018
That’s because the nuclear fusion reactor which powers Paul Goldschmidt doesn’t need sleeves...
Diamondbacks 4, Cardinals 1
My favorite part of a brawl is always the bullpen guys running in from across the field— Bauer (@MikeJackBauer) April 8, 2018
Also, if this happened at Chase Field; would they take the cart? https://t.co/VweVY30pPh
I can see Bradley standing on the hood, hanging on to the cart with one hand, the AZ flag in the other— ISH95 (@imstillhungry95) April 8, 2018
Diamondbacks 2, Giants 1
.@TomCandiotti just called Godley’s curveball “The Predator Ball” because you can’t even see it...— Mike Ferrin (@Mike_Ferrin) April 10, 2018
The seagulls are getting aggressive, so I have tethered @nickpiecoro to the ground as a precaution.— Zach Buchanan (@ZHBuchanan) April 10, 2018
Diamondbacks 4, Giants 5
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I am almost giddy at the thoughts that tonight may be the night we get a Dyson vs. Dyson match-up. I haven't been this excited since Dyson introduced the Dual Cyclone bagless cleaner.— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 11, 2018
Diamondbacks 7, Giants 3
Yes, folks. TIL Torey Lovullo’s dog has a Twitter account. And, finally: we end as we began!
/renames site to Paul Goldschmidt Chronicles— McCovey Chronicles (@McCoveyChron) April 11, 2018