LCS Open Thread: Merry Clinchmas?

ALCS GAME 5
RED SOX AT ASTROS
DAVID PRICE (16-7, 3.58 ERA) VS JUSTIN VERLANDER (16-9 2.52 ERA)
5:00 PM, TBS
RED SOX LEAD 3-1

The Red Sox, lead by the Masons and the RAND Corporation and Joe West not being good at his job, are on the verge on making their fourth World Series this century. Now, a 3-1 lead isn’t insurmountable in the least, but having two of those potential games at home in hand would make any collapse more unlikely, but more hilarious. The Astros do have career renaissance man Justin Verlander going against David Price, whose postesason performance can be described as “Squiffy.” Hopefully this one lasts less than 6 hours.