LCS Open Thread: I’m so tired

NLCS GAME 5
BREWERS AT DODGERS
WADE MILEY (5-2, 2.57 ERA) VS CLAYTON KERSHAW (9-5 2.73 ERA)
2:00 PM, FOX SPORTS 1
TIED 2-2

Well after the long (insert number of innings here, I’m going to bed) inning game the (winning team) came out on top in a thriller which was definitely a turning point for this series for the (Dodgers/Brewers) and puts the (Brewers/Dodgers) behind the 8-ball.

The Dodgers will be at a disadvantage though, since Manny Machado had to have been suspended for the rest of the series for spiking- wait, hold on, I’m being told that MLB is too chickenshit to hand out punishment to anyone during the playoffs, or for any actual dangerous or violent on or off field incident? Wow. What a time to be alive.

ALCS GAME 4
ASTROS AT RED SOX
CHARLIE MORTON (15-3, 3.13 ERA) VS RICK PORCELLO (17-7 4.28 ERA)
5:40 PM, TBS
RED SOX LEAD 2-1

If you missed it yesterday, the Astros seem to have been caught in a bit of a pickle involving a team employee spying on various opponents, including the Red Sox, throughout the year and the playoffs. Read the whole story, it’s wild.

What’s even more wild is that this is the guy who allegedly did it:

... pointing a cell phone camera right at a dugout. Wow. So incognito. It’s a wonder the Allies cracked that code.