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The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

We’re going to the post-season. You may have noticed.

MLB: Miami Marlins at Arizona Diamondbacks Rick Scuteri-USA TODAY Sports

Clinching Tweet of the Week

Yes, Jody - we have all used that old chestnut “I wasn’t drinking, I was simply standing near some people who had just secured a playoff spot” excuse... I’m here to tell you, it doesn’t work so well on a Wednesday afternoon in January. Especially if you’re not actually a baseball reporter...

Honorable mentions

Remember those words for Wednesday. Because, trust me: all the crazy voodoo rituals in the world will be getting called upon from this end.

Selfie with plastic sheeting. Post-season celebration? Or serial murderer kill room? YOU decide...

The games in Diamondbacks Tweets

Diamondbacks 13, Marlins 11
Diamondbacks 6, Marlins 12
Diamondbacks 3, Marlins 2
Diamondbacks 2, Giants 9

Ah, the ennui is overpowering...

I think this is what actually happened, wasn’t it? I can’t conceive of any other way we could possibly have lost to Buster and the Seven Dwarfs...

Diamondbacks 11, Giants 4

A couple of interesting ideas on the J.D. Martinez front.

There we go. GoFundMe drives are all very well, but that’s small potatoes. We need to be thinking big here. A quarter-cent sales tax raised $238 million to build the ballpark, and I’m pretty damn sure doing so for Martinez would have rather more public support!

If he takes us to a World Series victory, before leaving as a free agent, I would not necessarily object to this idea!

Diamondbacks 4, Giants 3