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Co-Tweet of the Week
Hey Maricopa County, you guys are gonna have to pay for damage to the video board from JD Martinez HR.
— jim bishop (@MrMrrbi) September 13, 2017
Signed, Ken Kendrick @AZSnakepit
Hey Ken, only if you resign him.
— Venom Strikes (@VenomStrikes) September 13, 2017
Signed, Maricopa County
Honorable mentions
If the Rockies beat the Dbacks 6-5, Colorado fans don't get tacos but Arizona fans do. When will @SenSanders address this inequality?
— x-MLB Insider Dinger (@atf13atf) September 14, 2017
Whenever @Afrankenfield2 and I are forced to buy $12.75 beers at the dbacks game we are reminded... this is how we got Greinke
— Tweets By Austin (@Iam_Austin7) September 14, 2017
If the Diamondbacks are going to have J.D. Martinez next year, those beers are probably going to be closer to thirty bucks a pop... And I’ll pay it, smiling!
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 6, Padres 10
Hey @AZSnakepit maybe it would be a better idea to start scheduling these Snakepitfests (TM) on nights when the DBacks aren't playing?
— Skeptical Daryl (@Daryl16519C) September 9, 2017
As I replied: “You mean, like tonight?”
Get Bracho up. Can't blow up the game if it's already a blow out. pic.twitter.com/PU3H5RmaED
— Richard (@dayngls) September 9, 2017
Diamondbacks 7, Padres 8
@dbacks We need to have a sprint off the field race between @godleyzt and @arosie7 #Hustle
— #Cathi's⚾treats (@dbaxfan4ever) September 10, 2017
The D-backs will want no part of the Padres in the postseason.
— Adam Green (@theAdamGreen) September 10, 2017
Diamondbacks 3, Padres 2
Feels like getting swept is inevitable now
— Michael McDermott (@MichaelMcD8393) September 10, 2017
Turn it red, folks! Maybe we need a special category “Michael’s Gloomy Tweet of the Week”? For in reality...
@ArchieBradley7 Welcome to the exclusive "one career save club".
— dan haren (@ithrow88) September 10, 2017
Not actually THAT exclusive, since there are 963 members. It includes two Hall of Famers (Tom Seaver + Catfish Hunter) and 59 All-Stars, including the following D-backs as well as Haren: Bronson Arroyo, Trevor Cahill, Zack Greinke, Edwin Jackson, Jason Marquis, Jon Garland, Livan Hernandez, Mike Hampton and Andy Benes. Yes, Zack Greinke has a save. It came with the Royals in June 2007.
Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 5
Ok In this analogy is Arenado Deep Blue?
— Josh Kelman (@JoshKelman) September 12, 2017
I wonder if Jody Jackson just at times releases a banshee like scream of WHAT THE FXCK YOU GUYS!!!!?
— Iam Bedlam (@RampHMBD) September 12, 2017
Diamondbacks 2, Rockies 4
Find someone who looks at you the way @ArchieBradley7 looks at @tysonchandler's beard. #SunsNight pic.twitter.com/uT3IMGiwKN
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) September 13, 2017
If you turn off the dbacks game in the 6 inning you always go to bed happy pic.twitter.com/62AOuDIVlC
— Richard Harmon (@RichardHarmon23) September 13, 2017
Hang on, that meme seems familiar somehow...
Diamondbacks 8, Rockies 2
I did NOT just survive a hurricane so I could get in a wave. This nonsense has to stop right now!
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) September 14, 2017
This is the call to bullpen on the Chase Field scoreboard. Really. Cute. @Dbacks @HemondDelhiSABR pic.twitter.com/cjajlGgDFC
— Barry M. Bloom (@Boomskie) September 14, 2017
Diamondbacks 7, Rockies 0
Every time you trade J.D. Martinez he levels up. https://t.co/jSgYaLK8hi
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) September 14, 2017
BERNIE'S Last Chance Saloon Opens in Phx. Dbacks fans enter and see this sign; "WILDCARD SPECIAL: ANY DRINK YOU WANT-MUST BE ON THE ROCKS"
— Bernie Pleskoff (@BerniePleskoff) September 14, 2017