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But, hey, it’s not as if I’m going to be able to go to bed for a bit, anyway. This afternoon’s game was like mainlining a six-pack of XXXtra Strength Red Bull, with espresso chasers. I may never sleep again. So, what have we got?
Tweet of the Week
We promise not to pitch to Paul Goldschmidt tomorrow.
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) August 4, 2017
Honorable mentions
— Robbie Ray (@RobbieRay) July 29, 2017
I’ll take “Metaphors for this season,” for $800, please, Alex
@Dbacks and @weareFoCo I got this on Monday at the game and went to construct it and I don't have instructions. Is there a PDF? Help plz. pic.twitter.com/9orHcDxVhv
— Joshua Crawford (@TheJoshuaCody) July 28, 2017
@Dbacks Teal Tuesday uniform spirit animal? pic.twitter.com/hDYWfffjwW
— Eric Wagner (@waggy_wagsAZ) August 2, 2017
The games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Cardinals 0
Great catch by Jake Lamb, great look on the face of the kid with the white hat on. pic.twitter.com/qNNGksY2t1
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) July 28, 2017
Realizing J.D. Martinez may not be a Dback next season... pic.twitter.com/JZVeVOpErt
— Noah (@NoahBlabac) July 28, 2017
Diamondbacks 0, Cardinals 1
Robbie Ray has been removed from tonight's #Dbacks game after being hit by a line drive.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 29, 2017
We'll keep you updated as we can.
Robbie Ray was alert but was sent to the hospital for further testing.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 29, 2017
Diamondbacks 7, Cardinals 1
Meaningful #Dbacks baseball on every TV in the restaurant in late July. The way it should be. Another JD Martinez HR too but that's a given.
— Luke Lapinski (@LukeLapinski) July 30, 2017
It seems in every St. Louis series we see plenty of pics looking UP at the Arch. But I thought you might like to see what the view in the other direction was like.
I you @Dbacks. Beating STL 7-1 pic.twitter.com/YqUPcZCOHR
— Mr. Red Beard (@MrRedBeard4256) July 30, 2017
Diamondbacks 2, Cardinals 3
This thread is basically the baseball game, as described by an alien visitor to Earth. Particular highlights:
There is a large bird wearing a shirt terrorizing small humans on the field. The crowd is... cheering?
— Eddie Koranek (@ekoranek12) July 30, 2017
There have now been 2 balls hit into the crowd. I wasn't prepared for this. No one seems alarmed.
— Eddie Koranek (@ekoranek12) July 30, 2017
Diamondbacks 4, Cubs 16
"Did it suddenly become the 60’s again and nobody told me?!" -- Steve Berthiaume pic.twitter.com/PSXAjxuGbc
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) August 2, 2017
Descalso on the mound and Ianetta at third.
— Lovullo'sBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) August 2, 2017
What a time to be alive.
Diamondbacks 4, Cubs 0
Pulling for #DBacks Bob Brenly to sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame tonight at Wrigley a la @BeeGee's style. I would. #MLB @FOXSPORTSAZ
— G.E. Finkelstein (@G_E_Finkelstein) August 3, 2017
And perhaps related - was is Disco Night at Wrigley Field or something?
I think the @Dbacks are winning tonight against the @Cubs because they changed their outfits. Red tops make all the difference. pic.twitter.com/6Iis0pClA7
— Disco Potential (@DiscoPotential) August 3, 2017
Diamondbacks 10, Cubs 8
Fans in Wrigley both in the bleachers and streets should be concerned which way the scoreboard is about to topple over after that shot
— Bo Brack (@BoBrack) August 3, 2017
I'm pretty sure this #DBacks game wronged a gypsy woman at some point in its past.
— Josh Freeman (@CVFreeman) August 4, 2017