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Pit Your Wits ‘17: Week 18

Last week I asked you to motivate the Diamondbacks to play better. Since then they have moved back into the first wild card position, so obviously, whatever you guys did, worked. Let’s find out!

Winston-Salem Open - Day 7 Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images

The best motivator this week was Hazzard21!

Shia Lebeouf and a green screen


Bring out the Robot Umpires

Arizona Sports Fan

Follow me on Twitter @thetannerduke

Posted by Hazzard21 on Aug 19, 2017 | 12:13 PM reply rec (3) spam ban delete hide inspect user

Next up, we have a four way tie!

Hire a new mascot

Posted by AzRattler on Aug 19, 2017 | 11:46 AM reply rec (2) flag

A video on a non-stop loop

of each member of the team hitting the ball very hard and of the pitchers throwing a third strike.

Posted by megnetic on Aug 19, 2017 | 12:26 PM reply rec (2) flag

An ownership that actually cares about sports.

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Chairman of the Goose Gossage for MLB Commissioner national committee.

Posted by Oldenschoole on Aug 19, 2017 | 12:35 PM reply rec (2) flag

Show 2001 World Series highlights

This could be you, boys.

Baseball is the greatest game ever invented. Ever. Say Amen.

- Ernie Banks

Posted by MrMrrbi on Aug 20, 2017 | 12:24 AM reply rec (2) flag

And to round out our “podium,” we have another multi way tie between Keegan Thompson, Diamondhacks, and TylerO with one rec each. For simplicity sake, I am invoking my authority as PYW Commish and instituting a new rule that if a winning post only has one rec, I won’t be including it in the weekly update. They will however get a mention and their updated score recorded.

Speaking of, let’s see those new scores!

Keegan Thompson-8

And now for the prompt. This weekend is Player’s Weekend, which despite my sometimes cynical comments about it, I’m really enjoying. However, some of the players are really having the fun with it they should be. So what I want you to do is to take a player who you just aren’t feeling their chosen nickname and give them a better one. Go!