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Pit Your Wits ‘17: Week 17

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Last time around, I asked you what Derrek Hall would break next in his attempt to get the county to shell out a lot of money to him. Let’s see what you guys came up with!

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Lots of rec’s this time around, with a couple red comments not making the podium. Taking first place is... Oldenschoole!

The bank

to sign J.D. Martinez, along with Goldy and A.J.

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Chairman of the Goose Gossage for MLB Commissioner national committee.

Posted by Oldenschoole on Aug 5, 2017 | 12:19 PM reply rec (8)

In second, we find Hazzard21!

The Rockies playoff hopes

Bring out the Robot Umpires

Arizona Sports Fan

Follow me on Twitter @thetannerduke

Posted by Hazzard21 on Aug 5, 2017 | 12:13 PM reply rec (6)

And rounding out the top three, with enough recs to usually win the week, TylerO!

The stadium restrooms will entirely run out of toilet paper

and we will discover that the district is committed to buying new rolls in bulk from only one source. Price tag fro the TP: $187,000,000.00

Plus shipping.

I have a cheap economy car, but I can outrun a Hemi away from a stop light if the other driver doesn't know we are racing.

Posted by TylerO on Aug 5, 2017 | 1:25 PM reply rec (5) flag

Let’s check out where the standings are now!

Oldenschoole-8
Keegan Thompson-7
Hazzard21-6
TylerO
MrMrrbi-4
hotclaws-3

Very close right now, with plenty of space for newcomers. But for that we need another prompt. It’s no secret that the Diamondbacks are struggling. Some say it’s because they need to hit better. Some say we need more pitching. I think the problem is that they just have lost sight of the motivation. It’s up to you guys on how to do that. Is it hiring a new team psychologist? Hiring a mobster to meet them in the parking lot? Who knows! Go!