Pit Your Wits ‘17: All Star Break

I asked you how to make fans believe that the Diamondbacks are for real, and you came up with some good ideas. Azrattler came up with your favorite though, with this suggestion

Replace Tomas with a wacky waving inflateable tube man

To show that this team values viable outfielders first

Posted by AzRattler on Jul 1, 2017 | 2:39 PM reply rec (7) flag

In second, hotclaws!

Wear their underpants on the outside and claim to be superheros?

>}} TRUST THE PLAN {{

Posted by hotclaws on Jul 3, 2017 | 12:16 AM reply rec (6) flag

And rounding out this half’s final podium, TheGoldenSombrero!

Replace Ken Kendrick with a free-spending doppelganger.

Either that, or quietly figure out how to grow hamstrings and UCLs in giant vats.

Bunting against the shift since 1984.

Posted by TheGoldenSombrero on Jul 2, 2017 | 11:36 AM reply rec (4) flag

And that’s it folks. Can I get a drumroll please!

And with that, Azrattler completes a last minute win to take first place in the standings! They will go up against whomever takes first place in the second half in a face off between the two contestants’ most rec’d wins. Congratulations!

And now as usual we take a week off for the All Star Break. However, unlike most years where we only take a week off, this time we will be taking two. You see, while you all watch the ASG this Tuesday, I will be marrying my best friend. She and I will be in San Deigo for our honeymoon next weekend, so I’ll be taking an additional week off. However! You will still have an article from me to look forward to next week, as I’ll be writing an edition of Fang Food in advance to take PYWs place! See you all in two weeks!