"I don't know who you Padres are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for runs I can tell you you won't get any, but what I do have are a very particular set of baseball skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for hitters like you. If you go back to the dugout now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will strike you out."
Gameday Thread, #62: 6/7 vs. Padres
Born today: Liam Neeson