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Tweet of the Week
There is a drone flying around Petco Park. Makes you wonder if Trevor Bauer is here today.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) May 21, 2017
Honorable mentions
"Your knee came off the bag for point zero 6 of a second. You'll never see your family again"
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) May 23, 2017
How do you lighten up a 1:40am bus ride? Guitars, of course! Evan Marzilli & Travis Denker doing the pickin'. Next stop: Jacksonville (9am). pic.twitter.com/wlLVIef2hq
— Jackson Generals (@jacksongenerals) May 23, 2017
Andrew Chafin on what he learned from the #Dbacks' cow-milking competition: "If I want a cow milked, call Hoov." https://t.co/I9dtcS0sQt
— azcentral sports (@azcsports) May 24, 2017
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 10, Padres 1
"Wow... haven't seen an early blowout as bad as this CLE-BOS game in awhile"@Dbacks "Hold my beer"
— Keegan Thompson (@k_man5000) May 20, 2017
When the Dbacks have outscored 29 of the 30 MLB teams in just one inning. pic.twitter.com/Kw3cvN6QBo
— Mr.Splashteen (@Mr_Splashteen) May 20, 2017
Diamondbacks 9, Padres 1
If this wasn't American sports then the San Diego Padres would have been relegated a long time ago...
— Lovullo'sBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) May 21, 2017
Well at least the Padres fans have that sweet Fedora going for them ;) @Dbacks #Back2BackTacos
— Dan James (@danjmcs) May 21, 2017
Diamondbacks 1, Padres 5
Padres-DBacks have played 4 1/2 innings in 58 minutes, I am not opposed
— John (@Friar_Faithful) May 21, 2017
And if you want a little more on the drone incident mentioned by Steve Gilbert...
Drone invades @Dbacks - @Padres game and makes a crash landing in the stands. pic.twitter.com/OaOcPTACLM
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) May 21, 2017
Drones. They’re clearly becoming the new beachballs.
Diamondbacks 5, White Sox 1
@T_Heard @Dbacks It's the White Sox, the stats were hurting their self esteem
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) May 23, 2017
Once upon a time, Matt Davidson was the 3B of the future for the Dbacks. He just grounded out to the guy who took that title.
— Michael McDermott (@MichaelMcD8393) May 23, 2017
Diamondbacks 5, White Sox 4
There's a cow walking out of the bullpen at Chase Field. pic.twitter.com/7KUipMJ5lz
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) May 23, 2017
The subsequent comments just about wrote themselves...
I know the pen is gonna be short-staffed after Weds, but there's no reason to bring Heath Bell out of retirement. https://t.co/ab7MGUPWZp
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) May 23, 2017
@OutfieldGrass24 just an udder disaster of an acquisition
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) May 23, 2017
BTW....at first pitch tonight it was 103 degrees inside Chase Field. #ArizonaLife
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) May 24, 2017
Diamondbacks 8, White Sox 6
Love too creep out my favorite team's social media intern pic.twitter.com/z5Mgov4Psw
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) May 24, 2017
Hey @Dbacks what do you think of my sign? pic.twitter.com/njalPBu6wB
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) May 24, 2017
@ClueHeywood She knew.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) May 24, 2017
#Dbacks fans enter Last Chance Saloon and see Hawk the bartender.
— Bernie Pleskoff (@BerniePleskoff) May 24, 2017
"Where are all the #WhiteSox fans?" they ask Hawk. "They Gone" he says.