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The Diamondbacks Haiku Roundup

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The season so far in archaic poetry form

Detroit Tigers v Arizona Diamondbacks Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images

Hey! The team is good!
Will it be sustainable?
Regression will tell

Can hit well at home
The road has been bad so far
The splits are scary

Paul Goldschmidt has beard
He is also hitting well
But not the razor

I saw Jeff Mathis
get a hit once, no really
You don’t believe me

Taijuan Walker is
more like Taijuan Strikeouter
See what I did there

Fernando Rodney
Shoots arrows but the target
is blown save chances

Greinke pitching well
Gregory Polanco is
not a nice person

Jake Lamb Jake Lamb Jake
Lamb Jake Lamb Jake Lamb Jake Lamb
Jake Lamb Jake Lamb Jake

I missed you A.J
Don’t get hurt again please thanks
Outfield is better

Daniel Descalso
Okay yeah sure fine but why
Left Field too but why

Management says that
Chase Field is something out of
Cormac McCarthy

Haiku is not hard
Especially for Baseball
And writer’s block too!