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Tweet of the Week
"I went to a ballgame and a rodeo broke out." pic.twitter.com/LIAS2ArDje
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) May 7, 2017
Honorable mentions
810 TVs. All of them either on hockey or Cubs-Yankees game. THIS IS PHOENIX. Turn the @Dbacks on. Jesus
— Scott Allen (@azsportsguy) May 7, 2017
I love the jackasses that own one "sporting event" outfit. Headed to the dbacks game? Yeah where's my, head to toe, Giant gear? #Dbacks pic.twitter.com/Op60eqwcre
— You So Stupid!! (@YouSoStupids) May 10, 2017
"Daniel Descalso pinch hitter" is the "Baby shoes, never worn" of baseball situations
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) May 10, 2017
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 2, Nationals 4
Okay, last one. Sorry for the #dbacks rant pic.twitter.com/NZwPxrKo3T
— zero zip nada zilch. (@JonathanIn2K) May 4, 2017
DBacks hold a team meeting at the mound. No smores were served.
— District on Deck (@DistrictOnDeck) May 4, 2017
Diamondbacks 6, Rockies 3
TFW Paul Goldschmidt is now your legal guardian pic.twitter.com/PKlFjgtvXv
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) May 6, 2017
Where do I throw my money to get Steve Berthiaume to call entire games using Game of Thrones references? @Dbacks
— Jrd Abbott (@JrdAbbott) May 6, 2017
I’d be more inclined to throw money to get Bob Brenly - who has clearly never seen an episode in his life - to call entire games using what he believes to be Game of Thrones references. I think it would be surrealist comedy of the highest order.
Diamondbacks 1, Rockies 9
Too bad about BYU volleyball, let me turn over to the Diamondbaoohhurrrrgghh...
— Josh Freeman (@CVFreeman) May 7, 2017
Coors Field's official scorer is a metaphor for an arbitrarily cruel universe.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) May 7, 2017
That one works particularly well if you imagine it read by Werner Herzog. Ideally, over footage of a penguin, alone in the Antarctic wilderness. And probably starving to death.
Diamondbacks 2, Rockies 5
the dbacks promos are teasing an interview that will reveal goldschmidt’s fav restaurant and I’m positive it’s a safeway rotisserie chicken
— L L W (@LLW902) May 7, 2017
@Dbacks....any damn player that makes that mistake.....with the sunglasss ON THE HAT..needs to apologize to the fans publicly..
— Annie (@BrunetteChic74) May 7, 2017
In what I can only presume is likely related news, David Peralta no longer follows the SnakePit on Twitter. I think he may have taken offense at our critique of that play. I mean, it’s not like we mentioned he’s hitless in May... Oops. Did I say that out loud? :)
Diamondbacks 3, Tigers 7
@AZSnakepit If he has a bad outing today, you can blame me for that.
— Michael McDermott (@MichaelMcD8393) May 10, 2017
Shame! Shame! Shame! [Ding-a-ling...]
@AZSnakepit I would just like to say that I went to high school with James McCann, and he's a dick.
— Evan Bell (@evanvocalist) May 10, 2017
Diamondbacks 7, Tigers 1
The closest laptop is mine and this is what Miguel Cabrera just did to a wall in the press box. Try to barehand it? #NoThanks pic.twitter.com/FGjZgSqlBu
— Chris Gabel (@Chris_Gabel) May 11, 2017
Surprised this wasn’t followed by a Tweet from Derrick Hall, complaining about the dilapidated and ramshackle state of the ballpark, due to Maricopa County Stadium District.
Very disappointed I haven’t seen Alice Cooper at the ballpark for this series.
— Mike Ferrin (@Mike_Ferrin) May 11, 2017