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Tweet of the Week
@ShelbyMiller19 @Snyders_Hanover Dammit Shelby. Is this how you hurt your elbow? Aggressively eating pretzels?
— JJ's Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 26, 2017
Honorable Mentions
@Dbacks @sethjones17 You mean it's not eenie, meenie, minie, moe??
— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) April 22, 2017
I made the mistake of staring directly into Jake Lamb's eyes during a post game interview. I'll never be the same again.
— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) April 23, 2017
Rugged Outdoorsman Quarterly. pic.twitter.com/nR0P8oIBNY
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 21, 2017
On the other hand... The beard count around the Diamondbacks clubhouse decreased by one this week.
Robbie Ray just shared why he shaved his beard: "I won't go into too much detail, but I got pretty sick and had to shave." pic.twitter.com/k5pHA8193o
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) April 21, 2017
Greinke rocking some sweet shades. pic.twitter.com/5fjVbwF06o
— Noah Blabac (@NoahBlabac) April 26, 2017
Bumgarner’d
The Twitter were particularly scathing in reacting to the news that Madison Bumgarner had managed to damage his pitching shoulder by falling off a dirt bike. Here are my three favorite reactions:
Dirt bike trail to Madison Bumgarner: "Don't look at me"
— Chuck Hoag (@hoagiebum) April 21, 2017
Somewhat underrated part of the Madison Bumgarner injury story: He had an off day in Colorado on 4/20 and chose to go dirt biking.
— Mike Oz (@mikeoz) April 21, 2017
I heard Bumgarner really injured himself washing Jeff Kent's truck.
— Jared Ravich (@JaredRavich) April 21, 2017
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Padres 4
Now it might be the @Dbacks hat I'm wearing but I'm getting some hateful looks right now in the San Diego airport
— Michael D. Real (@The_Real_Deal75) April 21, 2017
Gone for 11 days and it feels like a month. Can't wait to get back to AZ tonight. #roadtrippin
— Jeremy Hazelbaker (@j_hazelbaker) April 21, 2017
Diamondbacks 13, Dodgers 5
The @Dbacks are all over Wood this inning. That's the most porn sounding tweet I've ever written
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 22, 2017
There are likely only about three regular readers of the SnakePit who will get the next Tweet. But I’m one of them, and since I’m the one selecting these... [For the rest of you, it’s a D-backs take on a British football chant. If you need more info... yeah, I’m gonna haf to arsk u to Google dat.]
ROMO IS A W****R, HE WEARS A W****R HAT,
— Lovullo'sBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) April 22, 2017
HE WAS A GIANT LOSER, AND NOW A DODGER TWAT
Diamondbacks 11, Dodgers 5
Look. It's Marty Foster making a strikeout call. pic.twitter.com/MBxMGbypHc
— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) April 23, 2017
Oh look Dodger fans brought a surrender flag pic.twitter.com/cA8pa1EEqo
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 23, 2017
Diamondbacks 2, Dodgers 6
"Has science finally gone too far? Not when you see the WAR totals"
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) April 23, 2017
Brandon McCarthy reminds me of Randy Johnson. Awe Hahaha I'm drunk
— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) April 23, 2017
Diamondbacks 7, Padres 6
When is the last time the @dbacks hit a grand slam? Feels like we're due.
— JJ's Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 25, 2017
Call this man for lottery numbers, stat...
I'm never getting excited about relief prospects again and it's almost entirely Silvino Bracho's fault.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 25, 2017
Diamondbacks 9, Padres 3
"The @Dbacks extend their lead over the ______" has been a regular thing being seen in my notifications and I'm not mad about it. #OurSeason
— 402 (@vshleyxo) April 26, 2017
Chris Owings is so hot right now that his hair is about to catch fire.
— The Rattle (@TheRattleAZ) April 26, 2017
Diamondbacks 5, Padres 8
@CLEFOAINTACRIME Big shout out to Dave Stewart for personally nursing him back to health. It's a shame he got fired.
— Brynndyn (@Bryn90) April 27, 2017
Is that 7 players over .300 @Dbacks ?? #thatsmyteam #squad pic.twitter.com/wYIwsTXxe9
— Justin Warren (@jus10war) April 27, 2017