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Playoff Gameday Thread #2: NL Wild Card, Rockies @ Diamondbacks

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Born today: Susan Sarandon

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"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball."