Tweet of the Week
"There is only one god, and his name is Winning. And there is only one thing we say to Winning: 'not today'" ~The Arizona #Dbacks
— ISH95 (@imstillhungry95) August 3, 2016
Honorable mentions
I've got a bad feeling about this. #azwx pic.twitter.com/9CVD1HX6a4
— Brett Hansen (@bretthansen5) August 2, 2016
@Dbacks @RealDbackNation @FOXSPORTSAZ #GoDbacks
— Sue Moses (@sue_Moses) August 3, 2016
I was scared for #WelingtonCastillo when I saw this: https://t.co/3oZuxhXWBj
Ryan Braun: /walks to plate
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) August 6, 2016
DBacks fans: BOOOO
Ryan Braun: After all this time?
Dbacks fans: /casts patronus shaped like a syringe
Always.
.@AZSnakepit old friend! #Dbacks #Mariners pic.twitter.com/tGqpLGHkSc
— Airplanes Man (@placovara) August 7, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Nationals 10
Hey @Dbacks, will you send over your Tamale stand if we leave Trea Turner in Phoenix?
— Samuel Ahn (@whosahnfirst) August 3, 2016
Even the Legends are mailing it in. I thought I heard Racing Gracie tell LaRussa, "It's just another loss."
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 3, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Nationals 8
It's so empty at Chase Field today, that I'm not having a problem with the WiFi. #dbacks
— Michael Rokicki (@Michael_Rokicki) August 3, 2016
Started work at 4:30 am. No lunch break. Wrapped up at 2. And I'm watching DBACKS game.
— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) August 3, 2016
Clearly I hate myself.
Diamondbacks 3, Brewers 2
I didn't see the Olympics opening ceremony, but I saw highlights of the opening ceremony-themed Legends Race at the Dbacks game, so I'm set.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) August 6, 2016
They should have thrown raw sewage in the pool to commemorate the Rio games
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 6, 2016
Diamondbacks 6, Brewers 15
The Greinke bobblehead. His pitch delivery and chin don't allow for much bobbling.#Dbacks pic.twitter.com/kLauqnwZ0L
— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) August 7, 2016
Racing Gracie caught a W...and a Pikachu?https://t.co/c7EnsvVRP9
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) August 7, 2016
Diamondbacks 9, Brewers 3
@SteveGilbertMLB The problem is not my hands. It's that I'm always eating or drinking! ☕️
— Josh Rawitch (@joshrawitch) August 7, 2016
@Jody_Jackson broken arrow
— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) August 8, 2016
And there I was, wondering if she meant Sailing or D'ya Think I'm Sexy?...
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
no offense, but you probably look ridiculous when you run
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 7, 2016
in the future I hope all music is just remixes of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 5, 2016