Tweet of the week
Nothing says welcome home from a road trip quite like the host dog peeing on your bed.
— Will Locante (@wmlocante) August 22, 2016
The glamorous life of a minor-league ball-player...
Honorable mentions
@_CampbellLM I wanna run the @AZSnakepit account for one game just so the headline can be "GUESS WHAT WE DID AGAIN" and state the obvious
— Rudy (@_CoachRudy_) August 17, 2016
The Dbacks season is on I-17. The front office was called but no one picked up. pic.twitter.com/hgndWqI9RD
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 18, 2016
Since @Adele unfortunately had to cancel tonight's show in downtown Phoenix, we give to you the next best thing.https://t.co/ENQAtlRNCW
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) August 18, 2016
Serious reporting today pic.twitter.com/ntbrQaAt1L
— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) August 19, 2016
what if ken kendrick was a useful idiot for the kremlin? I guess that'd explain why things are run by tony la russia
— ♕ soco ♕ (@socosoco) August 23, 2016
The games in Diamondbacks tweets
Diamondbacks 5, Mets 7
@AZSnakepit Surrounded by Mets fans , everyone must have gone to the Adele concert pic.twitter.com/Cj05tOTpSI
— ZenDad (@desertopus) August 17, 2016
For Christmas I'm going to get Chip Hale a watch so he can tell it's time to change pitchers
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 17, 2016
Diamondbacks 13, Mets 5
Hey @Dbacks: can you fix the scoreboard?!? pic.twitter.com/M2K1JacVRA
— Trisha M (@trismac) August 18, 2016
I blame Maricopa County, for their shameless failure to keep iTunes updated.
The Adele concert at Talking Stick was canceled, the Diamondbacks noticed and are like "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE.. (OF THE PARKING LOT)"
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) August 18, 2016
Diamondbacks 8, Padres 9
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@ryanpmorrison Butcher's just going out to see what he can learn about this whole 'pitching' thing.
— Cao Zedong (@VladHammer) August 19, 2016
Diamondbacks 4, Padres 7
Leave it to the SD "Madres" to have a bailbonds logo on 70's jersey night. #dbacks #aladdinbailbonds pic.twitter.com/5yYPIEExAC
— Sucio (@azwildcatz) August 20, 2016
I think #Dbacks games would speed up if they just let pitching coach Mike Butcher stand behind the mound.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) August 20, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Padres 1
So...#Dbacks Robbie Ray allows 1 hit & 1 BB in 7 innings. Two relievers have faced 3 batters and allowed 2 hits and a walk.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) August 21, 2016
I don't often include my own Tweets here. But I think, in this case...
Daniel Hudson be like... pic.twitter.com/Ke3LBi6nJO
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) August 21, 2016
Diamondbacks 1, Padres 9
@Dbacks squeak toy promotion at Petco? was hearing squeaks when Dbacks at bat
— Paula (@Green19Paula) August 21, 2016
Perhaps this explains the squeaks!
Drove 6 hours to watch our AZ boys ⚾️ @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/JxPjYg7sr6
— Alexandra Torres (@Alexandrrrrraa) August 21, 2016
I hope it was worth the trip, ladies.
Diamondbacks 9, Braves 8
@AZSnakepit pic.twitter.com/mz6ktIIevX
— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) August 23, 2016
Bottom 9. Game tied. #GoldyAlert
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) August 23, 2016
Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner...
The week in McCarthy Tweets
let's moving diving to the winter olympics. They can dive into a snowbank so us novices can really tell how good their entries were
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 18, 2016
@KayKayCannon in 45 years my holograph computer can flash 'Pam Anderson- boobs' at me and I'll still click. It works. We're sick
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 21, 2016
@chrissyteigen i don't look up cause chemtrails maybe u should do some research
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 19, 2016