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Pit Your Wits '16: Week 16

Last week, I asked you to do the job of the Diamondbacks marketing department and come up with their next slogan.

What the Dbacks make me want to do
What the Dbacks make me want to do
Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Lots of good choices this week, with rec totals that frequently would have netted first place, not even placing on the podium. Taking first place with a huge seven recs, is MrMrrbi!

The Arizona Diamondbacks
Where your dreams turn into nightmares

Baseball is the greatest game ever invented. Ever. Say Amen.
- Ernie Banks

by MrMrrbi on Aug 13, 2016 | 9:39 PM reply rec (7) flag actions

In second place, we find Diamondhacks!

 Lawyers, Runs and Money
This is just the beginning

by Diamondhacks on Aug 13, 2016 | 1:55 PM reply rec (6) flag actions

And rounding our our podium, Rockstarr!

 The 2016 Arizona Diamondbacks
2004 Revisited.

Enuff said.

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back." --Maya Angelou

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 14, 2016 | 3:49 PM reply rec (4) flag actions

I will note that technically a tweet I sent out a couple weeks ago tied for third, but for obvious reasons, it's disqualified :-)

And now for the updated standings!


This week, there have been many takes, hot and otherwise, about the Diamondbacks, specifically their front office. I want you to write your own hot taek about the team, preferably in the style of Stephen A. Smith speaking from the depths of someone's stomach. Go!