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Tweet of the Week
Tony La Russa enjoys baseball game: https://t.co/5Tqx9469Zp pic.twitter.com/94WjeaphzT
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) August 2, 2016
I would not be surprised if this turns up in a future Pit Your Wits as a caption contest.
Honorable mentions
The moment you realize there's more payroll on the DL than the Active Roster @dbacks @AZSnakepit @JarrettGC pic.twitter.com/Y5M1OUHIHs
— David Munter (@Dwmunter) July 27, 2016
Ok am I the only one who sees the resemblance between Brandon Drury and Scarlett Johanson??!! @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/hmtIDcXo5s
— Lala Rios (@laura_ninis) July 28, 2016
The @Dbacks could still make the playoffs as a wild card if nine cities were hit by a #Sharknado. It could happen. #sharknado4
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 1, 2016
Sometimes I wish I was Ned Stark instead of a #Dbacks fan
— Goldy's Forearms (@GoldysForearms) August 1, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Brewers 9 [Fashion accessories edition]
My daughter pointed out she & @Dbacks @Zac_Curtis16 have the same taste in backpacks! @MLB @Brewers #pinkpower pic.twitter.com/k6Cp6TDxzG
— Jason Schellinger (@JSunSch) July 27, 2016
Umm... pic.twitter.com/kY9gXr23s7
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) July 27, 2016
Diamondbacks 8, Brewers 1
In an otherwise underwhelming five-season MLB career, Kirk Nieuwenhuis has both a three-homer game and three-error game against the @Dbacks
— Brian Pedersen (@realBJP) July 28, 2016
I'm hopeful that Tomas can figure it out and become a productive regular. He’s shown flashes
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) July 28, 2016
On the other hand, I had pop tarts for dinner
Diamondbacks 4, Brewers 6
Getting a two-run lead in the first, Ray striking out 11, and still losing to *that* Brewers lineup is just brutal. #Dbacks
— Jeff Wiser (@OutfieldGrass24) July 28, 2016
@Dbacks you guys just lost to this lineup... pic.twitter.com/oZCj09YvEQ
— Rallan Dombrowski (@Ryan_Dombrowski) July 28, 2016
Diamondbacks 7, Dodgers 9
That big whoosh sound you just heard was Zack Godley's solid outing being promptly flushed down the toilet.
— Shane Dale (@ShaneDaleABC15) July 30, 2016
Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/QF2a6uBBCA
— Aaron Gleeman (@AaronGleeman) July 30, 2016
Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2
That steal attempt Loewened the Dodgers' chances IMO
— Eric Stephen (@truebluela) July 31, 2016
@AZSnakepit #BradenShipley proved himself allowing no runs thru 6 Dodgers only scored off bullpen @shipley25 Sweet! pic.twitter.com/qbfMlYBK7x
— FreddytheCat (@CatnamedFreddy) July 31, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Dodgers 14
UPDATE: 2016 Dbacks are hammered.
— Ross Dunham (@RDunham22) July 31, 2016
After losing 14-3 today, the D-Backs are holding open tryouts for pitchers tomorrow. You're invited.
— NOT Baseball Tonight (@NOTMLBTonight) August 1, 2016
Looks like the tryouts happened Monday night...
Diamondbacks 1, Nationals 14
@KeithBalanis @AzSportsGirl63 I saw a guy complain about the price of Cold Stone in section 108. Does that count?
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 2, 2016
I think this is the saddest season in Dbacks history. And I watched the Dbacks lose 100 in 04 when each game meant everything to a 10 y/o.
— MissingNo. (@IDoNotGiveAdam) August 2, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
just found out my wife takes cell phone videos at concerts so this relationship has run its course
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 29, 2016
@microe I have never used one in my life. I'm very proud of this fact.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 30, 2016
@AbiRatchford eat diamonds for breakfast and check into a hospital at lunch
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 30, 2016