Pit Your Wits '16: Week 15

Last week, I had you caption a .gif of Tony LaRussa. As a reminder, if you need one, here is the .gif in question. Okay welcome back. In first place, we find Hacks with a very mature interpretation

Front office dialogue
Stew: Hey Tony, how many days before we fire Chip?

La Russa: Alright already. Let me roll these dice and find out.

This is just the beginning

by Diamondhacks on Aug 6, 2016 | 3:24 PM reply rec (3) flag actions

In second, we find a three way tie! AzRattler, TylerO, and onedotfive, come on down!

Tony im telling you!
All those awards you have need to be waxed off more in a tube grasping motion!

Its the best trick in the book!

by AzRattler on Aug 6, 2016 | 1:16 PM reply rec (2) flag actions

Obviously
LaRussa is having as much problem getting his pen to work as he is fielding a functional team.

I'm beginning to enjoy the consistency of badness.

by TylerO on Aug 6, 2016 | 1:29 PM reply rec (2) flag actions

"...and then if you can believe it, they put ketchup on my D-Bat corndog. So I had to show them how to wipe it off."

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

by onedotfive on Aug 6, 2016 | 1:34 PM reply rec (2) flag actions

And that's all the entries that got rec'd, so there is no third place this week. Use that rec button more, guys. Now for the updated standings

AzRattler-5

TylerO-4

Diamondhacks-3

Rockkstarr-3

onedotfive-3

Makakilo-2

Dbackid-1

MrMrrbi-1

The credit for this week's prompt goes to TylerO who suggested it in the latest edition of Tweets of the Week. Come up with a motto for the Dbacks. Go!