Snakebytes 7/8: Affiliations and afflictions

Diamondback News

Hillsboro Hops, Arizona Diamondbacks extend affiliation through 2018 - Apparently they haven’t had enough of us in Hillsboro, a place not too far from where I grew up. If there’s one thing I can say about us Oregonians, I’ll just keep it to myself.

Kane County Cougars extend affiliation with Arizona Diamondbacks - Anyone know where Kane County is? Oh. Really? There? Who would want to live there?

Sharper Point: Sad to see record-low Arizona Diamondbacks attendance - Don’t blame me, my wife and I were at the game. We had great seats cause all you other band-wagoner's didn’t show up. We even got to see Frankie Muniz up close.

The Arizona Diamondbacks will enter the All-Star break a major disappointment - So now even Greenfield Indiana says we suck.

D-backs’ Hall wants Goldschmidt to finish career in Arizona - You expect him to say something else?

Unique campaign showcases Seattle standout vying for final MLB All-Star slot - Lamb... it’s what’s for All Star Games.

San Francisco Giants vs. Arizona Diamondbacks - I have a gambling problem.

D-backs, Daniel Hudson would prefer to stick together - I recommend epoxy. It’s stronger than superglue and it does a better job of sticking to porous objects.

Heyman’s Latest: Diamondbacks, Martinez, Mariners, Rays, Odor, Jays - Every time I see Odor’s name I think of .... poor Hodor. An entire life dedicated to a single 10 second task. sniff

Who should the D-Backs sell at the deadline? - I think Robby (author) had a deadline and needed to write something.

MLB: Diamondbacks Sign West Orange High Alum Alex Gouin - EXTRA! EXTRA! Local paper has something to write about!

Other Baseball News

Red Sox notebook: Aaron Hill acquired from Brewers to provide infield depth

Nats GM Mike Rizzo, umpire share heated postgame exchange

Mark Trumbo, Todd Frazier lead 2016 Home Run Derby participants