Tweet of the Week
Hey @Dbacks seems like every 10-15 losses you release a new food item to bribe your fans, what is the next one? Keg of beer for $120?— Patrick Lindsey (@sundevilpat) July 20, 2016
ish95 just went to DefCon 3.... Also in the food category, an important bit of information...
@AZSnakepit I just want those responsible for sacking them, to be sacked. Even if the result is llamas— Preston Salisbury (@meanderer85) July 24, 2016
Clearly watching DBACKS lose to a bad Reds team is my penance for every sin I I ever committed, thought about committing or wanted to commit— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) July 24, 2016
And "April called, they want their Tweet back" division
The Arizona Diamondbacks should probably trade for Chris Sale. #ThoseUnisNeedSomeCutting— CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) July 24, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Blue Jays 5
Never mind the game, here's the Triple Play Sundae
Diamondbacks 4, Blue Jays 10
@AZSnakepit (your mic's still on)— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) July 20, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Reds 6
When a "Cronkite & Emmy Award Winning Broadcast Journalist, Best Selling Author" you've never heard of makes a failed, rapidly-deleted attempt at satire. Uh... No. No, it wasn't. I guess Emmy Awards don't mean as much as they used to.
Why did the Reds' jumbotron have a picture of a blue koala for Jean Segura? I didn't imagine that did I?— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) July 22, 2016
Well, this IS the man who gave us the Meatpocalypse last week, so yes, he probably did imagin... Never mind...
Diamondbacks 1, Reds 6
Which John Travolta movie best sums up the D-backs season? Battlefield Earth?
DBacks have struggled all year no doubt. These last 2 games are the first time it feels like they quit. Doesn't bode well for Hale— Granny (@grannyaz20) July 24, 2016
Diamondbacks 9, Reds 8
That was Goldschmidt's 133rd career HR. 3rd place on Dbacks all time list - passing C Young (132) and trailing Gonzo (224) and Finley (153)— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) July 24, 2016
And note to Jim Heath: this is how you do satire. Uh, I think it's satire, anyway.
Diamondbacks 2, Brewers 7
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
as someone who travels a lot for work I feel comfortable saying this: your local grocery store has a stupid name— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 23, 2016
@chrissyteigen I don't think that's an age thing— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 24, 2016