Tweet of the Week
What kind of pokemon is that, Dad? It's Diabetes, son, that's what pokemon it is... #BlakeVsTheTriplePlaySundae pic.twitter.com/p7ECcaCtbz
— ISH95 (@imstillhungry95) July 20, 2016
Honorable mentions
Hey @Dbacks seems like every 10-15 losses you release a new food item to bribe your fans, what is the next one? Keg of beer for $120?
— Patrick Lindsey (@sundevilpat) July 20, 2016
ish95 just went to DefCon 3.... Also in the food category, an important bit of information...
.@Dbacks just an FYI @tacobell raised prices :( $.20 on the drink and $.20 on the tacos pic.twitter.com/Ou0eTIgMc8
— Tyler Heard (@T_Heard) July 26, 2016
@AZSnakepit I just want those responsible for sacking them, to be sacked. Even if the result is llamas
— Preston Salisbury (@meanderer85) July 24, 2016
Clearly watching DBACKS lose to a bad Reds team is my penance for every sin I I ever committed, thought about committing or wanted to commit
— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) July 24, 2016
And "April called, they want their Tweet back" division
The Arizona Diamondbacks should probably trade for Chris Sale. #ThoseUnisNeedSomeCutting
— CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) July 24, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Blue Jays 5
Never mind the game, here's the Triple Play Sundae
It's ready! Will @imstillhungry95 vomit while trying to eat this? @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/lCIQmvCxwu
— Mindy (@SongBird3411) July 20, 2016
@AZSnakepit @imstillhungry95 @SongBird3411 @Dbacks Need a relief eater/spooner, is Josh Collmentor available?
— ZenDad (@desertopus) July 20, 2016
Diamondbacks 4, Blue Jays 10
Waiting for a media member to make an always current Keystone Cops reference in regards to this #BlueJays game. #jays #ourmoment #Dbacks
— Friends of Fernandez (@FriendsOfTonyF) July 20, 2016
@AZSnakepit (your mic's still on)
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) July 20, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Reds 6
When a "Cronkite & Emmy Award Winning Broadcast Journalist, Best Selling Author" you've never heard of makes a failed, rapidly-deleted attempt at satire. :format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6831673/tweet.0.jpg)
Why did the Reds' jumbotron have a picture of a blue koala for Jean Segura? I didn't imagine that did I?
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) July 22, 2016
Well, this IS the man who gave us the Meatpocalypse last week, so yes, he probably did imagin... :format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6844849/segura.0.jpg)
Diamondbacks 1, Reds 6
John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in attendance tonight. Filming a movie here in Cincinnati. #Reds #Dbacks
— Jeff Wallner (@JeffWallner) July 24, 2016
Which John Travolta movie best sums up the D-backs season? Battlefield Earth?
DBacks have struggled all year no doubt. These last 2 games are the first time it feels like they quit. Doesn't bode well for Hale
— Granny (@grannyaz20) July 24, 2016
Diamondbacks 9, Reds 8
That was Goldschmidt's 133rd career HR. 3rd place on Dbacks all time list - passing C Young (132) and trailing Gonzo (224) and Finley (153)
— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) July 24, 2016
And note to Jim Heath: this is how you do satire. Uh, I think it's satire, anyway.
Zach Godley has already given up 5 runs in five innings . Not good for someone the organization is paying 30 mill a year #Dbacks @Dbacks
— Rj Salazar (@505Music) July 24, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Brewers 7
Jean Segura turned in a Photobomb Hall of Fame performance during today's @Dbacks pregame show with @Jody_Jackson pic.twitter.com/LxX479bId5
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) July 25, 2016
.@shipley25 will never forget his first @MLB strikeout: https://t.co/zgdbawvcg2 pic.twitter.com/dTuSbsF9xV
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 26, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
as someone who travels a lot for work I feel comfortable saying this: your local grocery store has a stupid name
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 23, 2016
@chrissyteigen I don't think that's an age thing
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 24, 2016