Pit Your Wits '16: Week 10

Last week, I gave you a picture of Baxter assaulting some poor photographer and asked you to caption it. There was a clear winner: AzDbacksFainInDC!

Look Baxter.......It's Snakepit Fest

And I see Jim and his fellow pitters doing the wave. Get some pics of this! (And they claim they hate the wave). Even Guru is doing it!

I LOVE YOU FRAYED ENDS OF MY SANITY AKA FRAY FRAY KITTY RIP BUDDY

by AzDbackfanInDc on Jun 19, 2016 | 4:32 AM reply rec (5) flag actions

In second place, we once again find TylerO!

Let's see

first, I call my lawyer, THEN the bail bondsman? Or is it bail bondsman, THEN lawyer? I can never remember…

Just when I find a suitably pessimistic sig, they do something positive!

by TylerO on Jun 18, 2016 | 9:54 PM reply rec (2) flag actions

And then in sixth place we have... everyone else. No seriously, everyone who participated made it on the podium, thanks to the fact that everyone got a rec. So third place goes to, in order of posting, preston.salisbury, AzRattler, piratedan7, Oldenschoole, onedotfive, and MrMrrbi!

"I turned down the furry convention assignment and got stuck with this..."
Today we are making angst muffins

by preston.salisbury on Jun 18, 2016 | 6:03 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

Were suppose to take pictures of the players Baxter
Not the children

by AzRattler on Jun 18, 2016 | 8:37 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

Man, I gotta join the union
no way that someone with my skills should be supervised by the team mascot... and quit adjusting the focal shutter you goof!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jun 18, 2016 | 9:10 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

It took me 20 minutes to get these settings right
and 1 second for this idiot to throw everything out of wack again. That's it, I'm going to barber school.

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by Oldenschoole on Jun 18, 2016 | 9:25 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

by onedotfive on Jun 19, 2016 | 9:19 AM reply rec (1) flag actions

Baxter!

I was getting some good shots of guys in Dodger gear breaking into the pool!

Baseball is the greatest game ever invented. Ever. Say Amen. 

- Ernie Banks
by MrMrrbi on Jun 19, 2016 | 9:20 AM reply rec (1) flag actions

Aaaaaannnnnd breathe. And now for the very updated standings!

TylerO-26

onedotfive-21

Oldenschoole-19

Azrattler-14

preston.salsibury-12

AzDbacksFanInDc-7

thunderpumpkin8-7

Xippoo-5

freeland1787-4

MrMrrbi-3

piratedan7-3

dbacksbestever-1

ScrubDaCubs-1

This week, we're going to make fun of geopolitical events that are going to probably impact Western Civilization for generations to come, because that's the basis of most of my real life humor, to be honest. As I'm sure you're aware, Britain has voted to leave the EU. Some have speculated that it might inspire others to leave the European Union, and it is already inspiring Texas to leave our union. What I'm curious about, though, is which MLB team might be inspired to vote to leave our little union of baseball teem and why they would want to. Go!