Tweet of the Week (draft section)
Tweet of the Week (draft section) (rapidly deleted division)
#Oops. Mandatory social media training incoming in... 3... 2...
Touki Toussaint™ (@_YoSoy_Touki) June 9, 2016
"Tacos have signability concern, as Charlie has $9 in cash. Also if quesadilla signs below slot he can go after a Sprite in later rounds"— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) June 10, 2016
"We also know that minor league system is famous for developing projects like this with their salsa bar"— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) June 10, 2016
Honorary mentions (non-draft section)
We made Mario Karts. We raced Mario Karts. We crashed Mario Karts. pic.twitter.com/fIUjGkczEL— Kane County Cougars (@KCCougars) June 14, 2016
Guess who the "he" is in the next Tweet?
He swung at all of ‘em. pic.twitter.com/oJIVq636Sc— Diamondback Fans (@DbackFans) June 11, 2016
Eerily prescient Tweet of the Week - this was from SUNDAY, please note...
Trying to figure out why Baylor only starts screaming Daddy when she hears the announcers say bases loaded .......— Sara Hudson (@MrsSaraHudson41) June 12, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 5, Rays 0
There's that fighting spirit that people seem to think will magically make Chip Hale a great manager.— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) June 8, 2016
One immediate Jake Lamb home-run later.
Chip Hale, motivational genius.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) June 8, 2016
@AZSnakepit What was the big difference maker tonight? Sarah Palin in the crowd or Chip Hale getting tossed?— CT (@Advantage_CT) June 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Rays 6
The struggle is real. pic.twitter.com/nqXz0EukHe— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) June 8, 2016
However, this was a pretty dull contest. Matinee games are always tough: tedious losses even more so. I had to send out an open plea for this one: here are a selection of the replies:
@AZSnakepit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯— Ben Shroyer (@BenShroyer) June 8, 2016
And then there's this, which is the point at which I officially gave up.
This DBacks game may be boring but we have managed to get the wave to go around the entire stadium 6x.— Ralissa DeJong (@ralissa_dejong) June 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 6, Marlins 8
2 Marlins fans been sad all game. I told them just be patient. Now they're all happy. Dbacks the most opposing fan friendly team in sports.— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) June 11, 2016
Diamondbacks 5, Marlins 3
Nothing more fun than angry old ladies. It's too hot, too crowded, you're using my cup holder, I hate children, I hate signs— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) June 12, 2016
#Dbacks Hudson enters to Linkin Park. I took my son to a Linkin Park concert when he was a kid, but he refuses to acknowledge that now.— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) June 12, 2016
Diamondbacks 6, Marlins 0
The bullpen does the Simba thing...
Diamondbacks 3, Dodgers 2
Just stress ate everything I bought at Sprouts today .... Now on to setting up a college fund for @BradZiegler 's kids— Sara Hudson (@MrsSaraHudson41) June 14, 2016
@DHuddy41 eh - forget that one - we can split Bournie's dinner— Brad Ziegler (@BradZiegler) June 14, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
was the movie 'How to be Single' written by a computer program because if it was then it's not bad— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 13, 2016
@DHuddy41 easily Rovell. Rovell incites hatred from the soul. Harold's is just from the brain. Two very different entities.— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 10, 2016
@chrissyteigen you can't tell me the most eye opening part of this experience isn't the sheer trucker-esque volume a baby fart has— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 9, 2016