It's typically bad form to post a bunch of pictures, but today you're just going to deal with it.
Your journey to low expectations and schadenfreude is almost complete.
Lets relive the pain and misery, shall we?
D-backs' losing streak hits 6 with shutout loss to Marlins - Our first shutout too if memory serves. Could this finally be rock bottom? Oh yee of little faith, there's ALWAYS worse.
Marlins complete sweep of D-backs - Yes, yes, we know Reuters. Thanks for making it feel even more official.
Tony La Russa douses report DBacks manager Chip Hale is under fire - Yeah, cause if you pay no attention to how good a job he's doing, then there's no reason to fire him. Meanwhile our team be like:
Chip Hale: 'We're just not swinging it right now' - Yeah, THATS the only problem.
Fan captures selfie with Brandon Drury after catch in stands - Because selfies are now the new norm.
Slithering reptiles versus indigenous native warrior types - piratedan does another fantastic job on the preview.
Diamondbacks shortstop dives for a ball and loses his sunflower seeds - Because, Nick Ahmed does Nick Ahmed things.
Pleskoff Scouting Report: Brandon Drury - I mostly posted this because, well, it's not a very good assessment of Drury at all and we should all make fun of him for it. Yes, I'm calling you out Bernie!