Pit Your Wits '16: Week 7

In first place, we have a classic response from AzRattler!

Sacrifice Baxter in front of the Maricopa office

by AzRattler on May 21, 2016 | 8:15 PM reply rec (6) flag actions

After that, we have TylerO in a very distant second!

Obviously, room service!

Stay in hotels, no home cooking. Team buses everywhere. Maybe even fly to Tucson and back between each home series.

Just when I find a suitably pessimistic sig, they do something positive!

by TylerO on May 21, 2016 | 10:52 PM reply unrec (2) actions

We have a three way tie for third between preston.salisbury, onedotfive, and ScrubDaCubs!

Football teams actually do stay in hotels the day before home games

to keep the routine the same. But since that’s already been suggested…

Put sharks in the pool.

Today we are making angst muffins

by preston.salisbury on May 22, 2016 | 7:01 AM reply rec (1) flag actions

Miller and Ray may never under any circumstances pitch at Chase Field

That should up our chances of a win at home.

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

by onedotfive on May 22, 2016 | 12:10 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

Awkward

Play All Home Games @ Salt River Fields

We had a great spring training record and sell outs will be easier, at least until the temps hit 105. If the county does not pony up we could be playing there anyway.

by ScrubDaCubs on May 23, 2016 | 8:56 AM reply rec (1) flag actions

And now for our standings

TylerO-20
onedotfive-15
Azrattler-13
preston.salsibury-11
Oldenschoole-8
Xippoo-5
freeland1787-4
AzDbacksFanInDc-2
MrMrrbi-2
piratedan7-2
thunderpumpkin87-2
dbacksbestever-1
ScrubDaCubs-1

Name a better pitcher than Shelby Miller. Go! Well that seems a bit harsh now, given the events of yesterday. So how about instead you come up with a good walk up song for our players, either as they come to the plate or they take the mound. Go!