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All Time Diamondbacks Spoonerism Team

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The most important analysis of the team's history ever.

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There are many ways to decide an all time team for any franchise. This is one of them. Feel free to argue in the comments below

Spoonerism: (definition via Google) a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect, as in the sentence you have hissed the mystery lectures, accidentally spoken instead of the intended sentence you have missed the history lectures.

Catcher - Guffy Tosewisch

First Base - Sichie Rexson

Second Base - Katt Mata

Third Base - Lake Jamb

Shortstop - Bay Jell

Left Field - Trark Mumbo

Center Field - Bocrates Srito

Right Field - Hott Scairston

Starting Pitcher - Melby Shiller

Starting Pitcher - Dach Zuke

Starting Pitcher - Pusmerio Yetit

Relief Pitcher - Wob Bolcott

Relief Pitcher - Pret Brinz

Relief Pitcher - Pony Tena

Closer - Quad Challs

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