Arenado hits 11th, Parra homers as Rockies sweep Arizona - I haven't seen a website actually use the .html extension for their page a long time.
Colorado Rockies sweep Arizona Diamondbacks with 6-3 win behind Nolan Arenado and Chad Bettis - Those braggers over at Purple Row much think their team is better than ours or something. But seriously I'm stealing their raccoon pic.
Bark in the Park 2016 at Chase Field in Phoenix - Falls under the category of other things the Front Office over estimated, so here are some cute doggie pictures!
Nolan Arenado, pitching lead Rockies into 1st in NL West -- for now - Hey look! Another sports writer with strong ennui!
Zac Curtis’ main concern was not to trip in D-backs debut - That's what I'd be worried about too.
Reliever Josh Collmenter ‘one step closer’ to rejoining Arizona Diamondbacks - Cause we were just one long reliever away from winning 1 game against the Rockies.
Diamondbacks' Shelby Miller: Ineffective again versus Arizona - Hi, I write misleading headlines. Perhaps you've never heard of my news column.
D-backs swept by Rockies as Miller's struggles continue - Fox Sports news, for those times you just need auto-play ads in your life.
Sedona Red Recap: Miller roughed up as Rockies complete sweep of Diamondbacks - You say you haven't heard enough about the depressing loss? You're in luck!