Tweet of the Week
Career accomplishments:— dan haren (@ithrow88) May 8, 2016
Didn't give up a homer to Bartolo.....
The only thing I will judge is the choice of beer. Coors Light? Really?
People are hating so hard on the DBacks jerseys that I considered getting one. I now understand how Trump won the nomination.— Timcy (@RealTimcy) May 5, 2016
And this exchange:
Only 1 option huh? Where's the other 12 I'm accustomed to? https://t.co/4nhLpB0rhx— JJ's Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) May 10, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Marlins 7
I hope we don't suffer the below issue post-Kenny Chesney!
Marlins Park grass apparently is in rough shape. It needed to be re-sod because of a Beyonce concert. Lots of sand/seams in center field.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) May 3, 2016
Then there was the HBP which wasn't.
Diamondbacks 3, Marlins 4
But he wasn't the only attention-getting spectator at Marlins Park...
As someone else said, "I'm trying to watch the Marlins game but all I keep seeing is two basketballs behind home plate."
Diamondbacks 0, Marlins 4
Is Mike Harkey still available? Asking for a friends team. #Dbacks— Manny G (@el_guerrero) May 6, 2016
U know fans are annoyed when we aren't even tweeting about losing anymore. @Dbacks— Luis Ayala (@LuisAyala007) May 6, 2016
Diamondbacks 7, Braves 2
I'm glad it's still early enough in the season that every baseball announcer is still preoccupied with the #DBacks' uniforms.— AJ Willingham (@ItsAJWillingham) May 7, 2016
@BertDbacks The added irony of the Jimmy John's delivery of the game is Drury homered off Jim Johnson.— Michael McDermott (@MichaelMcD80393) May 7, 2016
Diamondbacks 4, Braves 2
Matt Williams thinks everyone is as fast as the fastest guy on the team. Only thing that makes sense— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) May 8, 2016
Bartolo Colon has more home runs this season than 23 members of the Atlanta Braves 25 man roster.— sam dawkins (@samjdawkins) May 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 5, Braves 3
Andrew Chafin (@BigCountry1739) May 8, 2016
With all due respect to you and your mother, Mr. Chafin, after your performance in them, may I suggest: Kill it. Kill it with fire...
Matt Buschmann (@Busch26) May 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 10, Rockies 5
Dinger Mobile out. pic.twitter.com/5zbf08Cs5K— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) May 10, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
starting to feel bad for the players involved in the 5th inning of the Giants/Rockies game. They might never see their families again— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 6, 2016
@clmazin ok I'll try but there's going to be a furious surgeon and team trainer looking for you then— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2016
@BMcCarthy32 thank you for your support of whatever this was— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2016
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