Tweet of the Week
Career accomplishments:
— dan haren (@ithrow88) May 8, 2016
150 wins
2,000 strikeouts.
Bat .200
Didn't give up a homer to Bartolo.....
Honorable mentions
Pizza, beer, ice cream and @Dbacks.
— Jenna Jones (@jennaisntabird) May 4, 2016
You can judge me. pic.twitter.com/tvoqdz4djM
The only thing I will judge is the choice of beer. Coors Light? Really?
People are hating so hard on the DBacks jerseys that I considered getting one. I now understand how Trump won the nomination.
— Timcy (@RealTimcy) May 5, 2016
What do you think Dbacks fans? I feel compelled to try this monstrosity here in Braves country pic.twitter.com/feh3J1mSI1
— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) May 6, 2016
Love @Jody_Jackson but that was a weak effort on eating that burgarizza. Tiny bites with a fork? C'mon. @nickpiecoro @paddyoc25
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) May 8, 2016
And this exchange:
Newly designed @Dbacks license plates now available. Proceeds go to the Arizona Diamondbacks Foundation! https://t.co/MPIGfXFbiU
— Josh Rawitch (@joshrawitch) May 10, 2016
Only 1 option huh? Where's the other 12 I'm accustomed to? https://t.co/4nhLpB0rhx
— JJ's Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) May 10, 2016
@JJsSoulPatch @Dbacks Need we do a mean tweets about this one, too??
— Josh Rawitch (@joshrawitch) May 10, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Marlins 7
I hope we don't suffer the below issue post-Kenny Chesney!
Marlins Park grass apparently is in rough shape. It needed to be re-sod because of a Beyonce concert. Lots of sand/seams in center field.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) May 3, 2016
Then there was the HBP which wasn't.
Guarantee the dumbass umpire in New York who upheld that call is Angel Hernandez. #Dbacks #Marlins
— Airplanes Man (@placovara) May 4, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Marlins 4
A Suh Dude @Dbacks @Marlins pic.twitter.com/Mz5kYnagBg
— Blake (@BiZMASTY) May 5, 2016
But he wasn't the only attention-getting spectator at Marlins Park...
The cameraman at the #Marlins & #Dbacks game has made me a fan for life#Marlinstime #letsgofish pic.twitter.com/iIL3rhT99x
— Armando M Cuervo (@AMCuervo1) May 5, 2016
As someone else said, "I'm trying to watch the Marlins game but all I keep seeing is two basketballs behind home plate."
Diamondbacks 0, Marlins 4
Is Mike Harkey still available? Asking for a friends team. #Dbacks
— Manny G (@el_guerrero) May 6, 2016
U know fans are annoyed when we aren't even tweeting about losing anymore. @Dbacks
— Luis Ayala (@LuisAyala007) May 6, 2016
Diamondbacks 7, Braves 2
I'm glad it's still early enough in the season that every baseball announcer is still preoccupied with the #DBacks' uniforms.
— AJ Willingham (@ItsAJWillingham) May 7, 2016
@BertDbacks The added irony of the Jimmy John's delivery of the game is Drury homered off Jim Johnson.
— Michael McDermott (@MichaelMcD80393) May 7, 2016
Diamondbacks 4, Braves 2
Matt Williams thinks everyone is as fast as the fastest guy on the team. Only thing that makes sense
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) May 8, 2016
Bartolo Colon has more home runs this season than 23 members of the Atlanta Braves 25 man roster.
— sam dawkins (@samjdawkins) May 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 5, Braves 3
Happy Mother's Day!! @chafin_tania I love you mom! Thank you for everything you've done for me! pic.twitter.com/FFQBM1XVZc
— Andrew Chafin (@BigCountry1739) May 8, 2016
With all due respect to you and your mother, Mr. Chafin, after your performance in them, may I suggest: Kill it. Kill it with fire...
Sorry, Mom, I don't have a shoe deal so I can't wear pink shoes. I hope we can still be friends? #MothersDay #milb pic.twitter.com/mBjY8PuaGH
— Matt Buschmann (@Busch26) May 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 10, Rockies 5
Remember when the @Dbacks had depth in the OF? Now we have a 3B in left, a SS in CF, and a catcher in RF. #CrazySeason
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) May 10, 2016
Dinger Mobile out. pic.twitter.com/5zbf08Cs5K
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) May 10, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
starting to feel bad for the players involved in the 5th inning of the Giants/Rockies game. They might never see their families again
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 6, 2016
@clmazin ok I'll try but there's going to be a furious surgeon and team trainer looking for you then
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2016
@BMcCarthy32 thank you for your support of whatever this was
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2016
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