I always thought this was done mechanically somehow...
Twitter Video https://t.co/zoBf9lYkg2— Scott Geyer (@Jaybrd24) April 4, 2016
YEAAAH BABY! #DbacksOpeningDay is here!https://t.co/wTx57TraVH— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 4, 2016
Best response to a ludicrous marketing campaign
I PLAN ON TWEETING TODAY WITH MY #CAPSON #OPENINGDAY #DBACKS!!1!1!— JJ Putz Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 4, 2016
The glamorous life of a high-flying sports executive:
Opening Day duties: Dbacks Sr. VP of Content/Communications Josh Rawitch fishes a moth out of the CF swimming pool. pic.twitter.com/2XWWg4uskn— Alyson Footer (@alysonfooter) April 4, 2016
Yes. Yes, it is.
That logo is #DbacksOpeningDay #WeGotGreinke pic.twitter.com/NC889t4uSZ— Arizona Sports (@AZSports) April 4, 2016
Can we just canonize him now?
Paul Goldschmidt has a smaller locker today than he did Saturday. Told he wanted Rickie Weeks to have it since he has more big league time.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 4, 2016
That Hello Kitty never lived up to her prospect hype...
3rd straight year the first Dbacks bobblehead will not be on active roster at time of release: AJ, PC and Hello Kitty.— Tabor (@tabor36) April 4, 2016
*in the dbacks bathroom*— tiana vanessa (@heyynessaa_) April 5, 2016
Me: I love your jersey! Chris Owings is my favorite!
Lady: Thanks, me too, he's my son!#DbacksOpeningDay ⚾️❤️
And on the first day the @Dbacks created sky and it was good pic.twitter.com/vktqYu40Q7— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 5, 2016
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A moment of silence in memory of Joe Garagiola, Sr. #DbacksOpeningDay pic.twitter.com/0Q6E1wjupO— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 5, 2016
Delayed due to restocking the lemon-scented napkins?
Well that was an awkward pause waiting for the fighter jet fly over. #DbacksOpeningDay— CT (@Advantage_CT) April 5, 2016
A note of caution...
I'm excited to see what commercials I'll see roughly 45,000 times this season during Dbacks game. #DbacksOpeningDay— Jody Oehler (@radiojody) April 5, 2016
And then, everything went pear-shaped...
Greinke didn't give up six earned runs in a game once last season. He gave up six that inning.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 5, 2016
Greinke got rocked, Goldy has two strikeouts. This season isn’t fun so far.— Diamondback Fans (@DbackFans) April 5, 2016
well this is what you get when zack greinke cuts his hair— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 5, 2016
I think I figured out why Chase Firld wifi sucks so bad. The 10 kids sitting in front of me are all streaming movies to their phones— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 5, 2016
I didn't think I could replace the Tulo-hate shaped hole in my heart but Trevor Story is doing nicely as a placebo— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) April 5, 2016
Chris Owings kinda has 4 outs in 3 plate appearances but reached base twice— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) April 5, 2016
Maybe Zack Greinke wants one?
#DbacksOpeningDay game-used bases now available at Section 134, stop by to take one home! pic.twitter.com/lBTLcezMrb— D-backs Authentics (@dbacksauthentic) April 5, 2016
But, it wasn't QUITE over...
#Dbacks fans were all on their feet for the Gosselin 3-2 pitch in the 5th. Never would've happened last season. pic.twitter.com/Ymu6pALhL6— Jesse Friedman (@JesseNFriedman) April 5, 2016
Never mind. It was...
Well, at least the Chase Field garage is easy to get out of now.— Brett Hansen (@bretthansen5) April 5, 2016