Opening Day in Arizona Diamondbacks tweets

I always thought this was done mechanically somehow...

Twitter Video https://t.co/zoBf9lYkg2

— Scott Geyer (@Jaybrd24) April 4, 2016

Thirsty, anyone?

YEAAAH BABY! #DbacksOpeningDay is here!https://t.co/wTx57TraVH

— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 4, 2016

Best response to a ludicrous marketing campaign

I PLAN ON TWEETING TODAY WITH MY #CAPSON #OPENINGDAY #DBACKS!!1!1!

— JJ Putz Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 4, 2016

The glamorous life of a high-flying sports executive:

Opening Day duties: Dbacks Sr. VP of Content/Communications Josh Rawitch fishes a moth out of the CF swimming pool. pic.twitter.com/2XWWg4uskn

— Alyson Footer (@alysonfooter) April 4, 2016

Yes. Yes, it is.

That logo is #DbacksOpeningDay #WeGotGreinke pic.twitter.com/NC889t4uSZ

— Arizona Sports (@AZSports) April 4, 2016

Can we just canonize him now?

Paul Goldschmidt has a smaller locker today than he did Saturday. Told he wanted Rickie Weeks to have it since he has more big league time.

— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 4, 2016

That Hello Kitty never lived up to her prospect hype...

3rd straight year the first Dbacks bobblehead will not be on active roster at time of release: AJ, PC and Hello Kitty.

— Tabor (@tabor36) April 4, 2016

Bathroom encounters

*in the dbacks bathroom*
Me: I love your jersey! Chris Owings is my favorite!
Lady: Thanks, me too, he's my son!#DbacksOpeningDay ⚾️❤️

— tiana vanessa (@heyynessaa_) April 5, 2016

Open wide...

And on the first day the @Dbacks created sky and it was good pic.twitter.com/vktqYu40Q7

— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 5, 2016

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A moment of silence in memory of Joe Garagiola, Sr. #DbacksOpeningDay pic.twitter.com/0Q6E1wjupO

— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 5, 2016

Delayed due to restocking the lemon-scented napkins?

Well that was an awkward pause waiting for the fighter jet fly over. #DbacksOpeningDay

— CT (@Advantage_CT) April 5, 2016

A note of caution...

I'm excited to see what commercials I'll see roughly 45,000 times this season during Dbacks game. #DbacksOpeningDay

— Jody Oehler (@radiojody) April 5, 2016

And then, everything went pear-shaped...

Greinke didn't give up six earned runs in a game once last season. He gave up six that inning.

— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 5, 2016

Greinke got rocked, Goldy has two strikeouts. This season isn’t fun so far.

— Diamondback Fans (@DbackFans) April 5, 2016

well this is what you get when zack greinke cuts his hair

— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 5, 2016

I think I figured out why Chase Firld wifi sucks so bad. The 10 kids sitting in front of me are all streaming movies to their phones

— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 5, 2016

I didn't think I could replace the Tulo-hate shaped hole in my heart but Trevor Story is doing nicely as a placebo

— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) April 5, 2016

Chris Owings kinda has 4 outs in 3 plate appearances but reached base twice

— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) April 5, 2016

Maybe Zack Greinke wants one?

#DbacksOpeningDay game-used bases now available at Section 134, stop by to take one home! pic.twitter.com/lBTLcezMrb

— D-backs Authentics (@dbacksauthentic) April 5, 2016

But, it wasn't QUITE over...

#Dbacks fans were all on their feet for the Gosselin 3-2 pitch in the 5th. Never would've happened last season. pic.twitter.com/Ymu6pALhL6

— Jesse Friedman (@JesseNFriedman) April 5, 2016

Never mind. It was...

Well, at least the Chase Field garage is easy to get out of now.

— Brett Hansen (@bretthansen5) April 5, 2016