Gameday Thread, #1: 4/4 vs. Rockies

Come watch Zack Greinke ascend us all to a higher plane and talk about it here. That's the minimal expectation, right? The Giants have already got off to a winning start, putting 12 past the Brewers. Meanwhile, the Padres are clearly in mid-season form, utterly rolling over to the Dodgers thus far and being one-hit by Clayton Kershaw through six. Hence, be nice if we deliver a similarly emphatic start to the season here in Arizona, as our likely rivals have managed.

The wait is over. It's time. Let's do it!