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Tweet of the Week
@Dbacks @MLB @allieweg2242 #Butters pic.twitter.com/N7QMTo8LcA
— Evan Marshall (@emarsh31) April 18, 2016
Honorable mentions
The Diamondback's uniforms make them look like futuristic maintenance men working on a trash truck in space. pic.twitter.com/hZ3eompYvy
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) April 12, 2016
When in Oaxaca, Mexico you eat grasshopper. Wish me luck @TorosDeTijuana pic.twitter.com/YuTWxt1TbU
— Barry Enright (@BarryEnright45) April 19, 2016
Something just feels right about the ad placement on this @AZSnakepit post pic.twitter.com/XogzEBOPR1
— Brendan McKnight (@toysubmarine) April 15, 2016
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2
The Dodgers have bobble heads on their video board that carry a picture of Adrian Gonzalez's head on a stick. Do with that what you will.
— Mike Ferrin (@Mike_Ferrin) April 12, 2016
That was the first home run of Paul Goldschmidt's career when swinging 3-0. He'd only put 11 balls in play on 3-0 prior to that.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 12, 2016
Diamondbacks 1, Dodgers 3
@Dbacks @AZSnakepit Nick Ahmed is made entirely out of cats. #ElGato
— Diamondbacks Uniform (@DbacksUnis) April 14, 2016
Chase Utley tried to slide into my DM's and now I'm on the DL for 6 to 8 weeks.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 14, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Dodgers 5
DBacks unis don't bother me as much tonight. Must be wearing me down
— Andy (@DodgerGirlinPA) April 15, 2016
Yes, but how does Rob Lowe feel about then?
@AZSnakepit i m soooo pissed i want to go into my closet and shred a Goldy jersey. but they are too damn expensive to replace.
— sharon sponcel (@sharonsponcel) April 15, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Padres 2
Folks in SD doing the wave in the 4th inning of the 1st Dbacks/Padres game of the year. Gotta pace yourself with that kind of ennui, Petco.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 16, 2016
#UglyUniformSeries#DBACKSVsPADRES
— Bruhette (@AzSportsGirl63) April 16, 2016
AKA#UglyBaseballSeries
Diamondbacks 3, Padres 5
Dbacks gave up Swanson, Blair, and Inciarte for a guy that drags his knuckles on the ground when he throws. Awesome.
— Lori Van Santen (@LoriVanSanten) April 17, 2016
#F U Dbacks Wife just kicked me off the patio for being bitchy. You have turned me into a grumpy old man in under 10 days of baseball! Uhg
— Chris Smith (@cbspga) April 17, 2016
Hopefully, we will look back on the above game as the low point of the 2016 season...
Diamondbacks 7, Padres 3
A bunch of guys who I said should play less have been great today, which is your daily reminder that baseball and I are both dumb.
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 17, 2016
He may have been down, but he still wasn't out...
@DbacksRadio I have a question for the booth guys: do you believe hat size indicates IQ?
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) April 17, 2016
Nice to see it's not just Clefo that has to handle people abusing the opportunity yo ask questions. :)
Diamondbacks 9, Giants 7
So it seems like the main criteria of the 2011 draft for Jerry DiPoto was "Dudes who throw more pitches than they probably should"
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) April 19, 2016
People in the stands at AT&T are now fashioning weapons out of nacho helmets and hot dogs. They will not submit to their gull overlords.
— Meg Rowley (@megrowler) April 19, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Giants 0
I love Jean Segura so much pic.twitter.com/1mq24GaliV
— Avi Soep (@AviSoep) April 20, 2016
Not saying ESPN didn't like that last challenge but... pic.twitter.com/LrJSz94nD2
— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 20, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
A very poor week for McCarthy, whose sole non-reply/reTweet was:
holy hell
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 14, 2016
If you follow McCarthy, you'll know he's a big Liverpool FC fan, and will be aware of exactly what that was about. Though it's safe to say that he - like me - is not a fan of the MLB Fourth of July hats announced recently:
@MLB @UniWatch odds that these make a 'worst of a generation' list from you in the next twenty years?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 13, 2016