Tweet of the Week
Life of a rookie: Matt Buschmann with the princess backpack given to him by Brad Zeigler #Dbacks pic.twitter.com/FL5PGB6yW5— scott bordow (@sbordow) April 9, 2016
#parenting during Masters week pic.twitter.com/p4kYgXyNjS— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) April 7, 2016
From this day forward, I will refer to the @Dbacks white uniforms as "the Dexter Collection." It looks like blood at the neck and ankles.— Jonas Fortune (@JonasFortune) April 6, 2016
At least we're not watching at Wrigley Field
View from section 222, row 7, seat 101 #Cubs pic.twitter.com/syfCl6Zg55— Al Yellon (@bleedcubbieblue) April 11, 2016
I blame Maricopa County Stadium District...
Dear @Dbacks - I love you. But please pick one uniform and stick with it. Its confusing which team you are when I tune in to watch. Thx, EB— E to the MF'n B, yo! (@EB68) April 8, 2016
Teal FTW. Literally.
2-0 in the teals.— ZM (@ZM_sportsball) April 9, 2016
0-3 in everything else.
I will die on this teal uniform hill please do not try to stop me.
The Games In Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 11, Rockies 6
I'm having my mom send me snapchats from the dbacks game to take my mind off this yotes game.— Chelsea Stedry (@chelseastedry) April 6, 2016
To explain this: The Coyotes were 5-0 down to the Blackhawks, 15 minutes into the second period.
If @TylerClippard get this win for the @Dbacks --- not his first at Chase Field. Winning pitcher of the 2011 All Star Game.— Josh Kelman (@JoshKelman) April 6, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 6
Trevor Story trying to error his way into my heart. It is working.— JJ Putz Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 6, 2016
But then... Heel turn! [This is a crossover comment]
Keep it up, Trevor Story. You're getting a Roman Reigns level of heat with #Dbacks fans. (This is a crossover tweet.)— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) April 6, 2016
Diamondbacks 6, Cubs 14
An actual photo from today's @Dbacks Jean Segura/John Lackey showdown pic.twitter.com/SBkkApVeHf— Goldschmidt Happens (@GoldyHappens) April 8, 2016
Addison Russell's bat goes flying into the stands and very nearly takes out Baxter, the Dbacks' mascot.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 8, 2016
I'm afraid "very nearly" isn't good enough. Try harder, plz
Diamondbacks 3, Cubs 2
We are on the field at Chase and surrounded by a swarm of bees and @Burnsy987 is scared— John Gambadoro (@Gambo987) April 8, 2016
Can Segura pitch too?— Goldy's Forearms (@GoldysForearms) April 9, 2016
Diamondbacks 2, Cubs 4
Zack Greinke's ERA can buy cigarettes.— Blair Angulo (@bangulo) April 10, 2016
Appropriate metaphors for the 2016 season so far, please, Alex.
Beware the slippery steps pic.twitter.com/pseqc3e8Ps— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) April 10, 2016
I blame Maricopa County Stadium District.
Diamondbacks 3, Cubs 7
Shelby Miller pic.twitter.com/LROIIuM3YB— FUCK (@MLBFUCK) April 10, 2016
Roofer needed at Chase Field immediately pic.twitter.com/z0pwp24iyc— scott bordow (@sbordow) April 10, 2016
I blame Maricopa County Stadium District. No, really...
Another boy with 2 different colored eyes is in the house! We think Rocco is GSP mix. This guy has energy! pic.twitter.com/OIatQZAwKW— Max Scherzer (@Max_Scherzer) April 9, 2016
Sooner than later i'll be back stronger doing what i love to do.— Ender Inciarte (@Enderdavid18) April 11, 2016
Mas temprano que tarde… https://t.co/WGEWM9QxIO
Former Diamondbacks [Brandon McCarthy subdivision]
Rockies need to let Story pitch some so he can keep rookie of the year pace with Maeda now— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 7, 2016
@MaryKoCo that and there's no one there to mumble "moron" under their breath when you spill something— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 9, 2016
And finally, this exchange between McC and McC
@mccoveychron I don't think that's photoshopped— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 9, 2016
@BMcCarthy32 No, I just emailed the Diamondbacks. That's a photoshop. This is the real one. pic.twitter.com/oGJnD8SAHB— Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) April 9, 2016
@mccoveychron see I know you're lying cause that's their memorial day throwback 2nd alternate road uni and that's not today— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 9, 2016
Also: not enough teal.