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Unfortunately, most of us had to work today - and, unbelievably, at day jobs which do not involve baseball! As a result, we could only experience the occasion vicariously and second-hand. Still, that's why God invented social media. Or could it be... Satan? Something something idle hands... However, documenting this annual date has been a tradition for over 90 years: here's an early example of it, from 1924
The first time the phrase "pitchers and catchers report" appeared in Sporting News (March 20, 1924). pic.twitter.com/WvGtvz1GJT
— Justin McGuire (@JMcGuireSN) February 17, 2016
But let's begin at 7:10am this morning, with the Diamondbacks' official account getting things under way:
Good morning from @SaltRiverFields. #DbacksSpring is here! pic.twitter.com/ewm3hq6Ngj
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) February 17, 2016
Of course, trust Clefo immediately to cast a Herzog-ian sense of doom and futility over proceedings:
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS HAVE REPORTED BUT I'M STILL DEAD INSIDE WHY GOD WHY.
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) February 17, 2016
Instead, 'charmer demonstrates the correct posture to adopt today.
BASEBALL IS STARTING AGAIN. GET EXCITED.
— Jenny (@azsnakecharmer) February 17, 2016
Here's Oscar Hernandez - note the interesting "train to reign" shirt, which I suspect will be a hot item (if available!) at the upcoming FanFest this weekend.
.@OscarHernDbacks gearing up for Day 1 of @Dbacks Spring Training!! #BaseballIsBack pic.twitter.com/uJksPvCrqY
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) February 17, 2016
Yet, it appears our pitchers and catchers did not merely "report". To borrow a line from Office Space: "If you think the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to do more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?" So, we also have evidence of players actually doing player-like stuff. Be still, my beating heart.
Oh yeah, here we go @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/vT5uk782FS
— Greg Schulte (@GubnuhDbacks) February 17, 2016
#Dbacks open for business in 2016 with Rubby De La Rosa & Randall Delgado at @SaltRiverFields #JoinTheEvolution pic.twitter.com/ujIycC8UZO
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) February 17, 2016
Forget the groundhog, this is the first sign of spring. #Dbacks pitchers and catchers report day. pic.twitter.com/GyuzG9MSg6
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016
And even those who may not actually have been there, were still present in spirit. Or, at least, in shirt.
Looks good! #JoinTheEvolution pic.twitter.com/JpIkHdeC3t
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) February 17, 2016
And some position players appear to be saying, "What took you so long?"
Not just #Dbacks pitchers and catchers are here today. Position players like AJ Pollock have been her for a while. pic.twitter.com/OLVTjHdhe1
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016
We also got Chip Hale's first press conference of the season. Here are some of the talking points to come out of that.
Chip Hale is set to begin his first media session of #DbacksSpring. pic.twitter.com/vfG3qyhTFI
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) February 17, 2016
Chip Hale says the Dbacks will flip Yasmany Tomas and David Peralta in the outfield. Tomas to LF, Peralta to RF.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) February 17, 2016
Hale says no one has the leg up in the shortstop battle heading into camp.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) February 17, 2016
Chip Hale says newly acquired Jean Segura will see time at 2B as well as SS this spring. #Dbacks
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) February 17, 2016
Chip Hale says #Dbacks Peter O'Brien will catch a bit this spring but emphasis will be to "see how good an outfielder he can be."
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) February 17, 2016
Hale on #Dbacks Gosewisch: "It’s just tough to get Tuffy off the team because he’s so well liked as a catcher. Guys love to throw to him."
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016
#Dbacks Hale on Yasmany Tomas: He looks very agile and athletic. [The training staff is] really happy with where he’s at right now. As am I.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016
"We expect Shelby Miller to throw 200 innings," says Chip Hale, "& the wins & losses should take care of themselves" pic.twitter.com/39S7Z7VCtI
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) February 17, 2016
#Dbacks Chip Hale says Zack Greinke will start opening day. Rest of order to be determined by match ups the first week.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016
Chip Hale on leadoff spot: "If somebody would fill that hole, that'd be great" ...to be able to drop AJ Pollock lower in order. #Dbacks
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) February 17, 2016
And, finally, if you're heading out to Salt River Fields tomorrow for the first day of formal pitcher & catcher workouts, here is the schedule, via Steve Gilbert.
Here's the #Dbacks workout schedule for Thursday. pic.twitter.com/ryIqiout9Y
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) February 17, 2016