The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

Tweet of the Week

Doc gave me the official written ok to begin throwing and working out again under @Dbacks supervision of course #ifeelblessed #progress

— Evan Marshall (@emarsh31) September 4, 2015

Honorable mentions

@keithlaw Yeah it's awful when a manager demands hustle from his players. Your hatred for all things Matt Williams is a little overboard.

— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) September 3, 2015

Just not the same for Dinger without @ToddWalsh pic.twitter.com/SrOjX8YSPu

— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) September 3, 2015

Next year, can the @Dbacks change their Taco Bell promotion to Bracho's Nachos? If the bullpen allows 0 runs, you get Bracho's Nachos!

— OJ Carrasco (@youknow_OJ) September 3, 2015

D-backs PR guy Jim Myers got married. And gave us game notes.

10 minutes until Monica becomes my wife. In typical PR fashion, it wouldn't be an event without game notes! pic.twitter.com/L1JpzEkfbh

— Jim Myers (@jimyers2) September 4, 2015

Winner, no context category

The A’s fans in the bleachers have drums at the games. It is not a broadcast issue and there is nothing we can do about it.

— Houston Astros (@astros) September 7, 2015

The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets

Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 9

@CLEFOAINTACRIME Turned out to be Chase Anderson, so I don't know if that's better or worse

— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) September 3, 2015

@AZSnakepit @Gambo987 Dback things to do for Thursday: 1. Buy a bus ticket 2. Put Keith Hessler on bus 3. Wave goodbye to Keith Hessler

— jim bishop (@MrMrrbi) September 3, 2015

Diamondbacks 5, Cubs 14

Never seen a crowd turn on someone so quickly as they did with the guy who caught the @Dbacks home run

— MLB in the UK (@bubbaonbaseball) September 4, 2015

It's only the fifth inning, but this one is a strong contender for worst game of the year for the Dbacks.

— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) September 4, 2015

Diamondbacks 0, Cubs 2

Seriously @Dbacks the unprofessional personal verbal attacks from your tv announcers today directed at @Cubs #StarlinCastro need to stop!

— Iowa Women For Trump (@girl_iowagirl20) September 5, 2015

TIL: 1) There are woman in Iowa who like Donald Trump. 2) And also care DEEPLY about Starlin Castro. I'm not sure which of these two things is most surprising.

Chicago culinary update: tater tots smothered w cheese and cased meats. All weekend.

— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) September 6, 2015

Diamondbacks 4, Cubs 6

At this point the DBacks should just hit and run every time they can. It's gotta work eventually, right?

— Killion (@KillionTheCI) September 6, 2015

If Montero hits a Grand Slam against the Dbacks ill cry. @Cubs

— Nicole Shabaz (@NicoleShabaz) September 6, 2015

Commence sobbing in 3..2..1...

Diamondbacks 6, Giants 1

@RobSchumacher1 @danbickley @Dbacks Oh, thought you meant this #GrumpyCat pic.twitter.com/BthxW7wSjZ

— SlowdancesWithWolves (@SlowdncsWWolves) September 7, 2015

If the broadcast highlighted each dbacks hobby like they do for the llws it would say "enjoys hitting into double plays"

— brandon leuck (@Bleuck4) September 7, 2015

The Week in McCarthy Tweets

Ooh. McCarthy may have bitten off more than he can chew with this Tweet, which ignited a firestorm of controversy...

a team that is 81-51 is 15 games above .500 right? Not 30.

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 3, 2015

@EireannDolan thanks for the tip. Was promoted 3 times while they read my application due to "creative use of swears"

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 8, 2015