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And here are some people apparently unclear on a couple of concepts...
Two words: forks up?
The dbacks announcer keeps calling the ambidextrous pitcher amphibious and its driving me insane— Jonathan Propst (@propsty0) August 29, 2015
Me and my family: *at a DBacks game**watching the DBacks game* My niece Tiffany: PUT IT IN THE HOOP! Me: same.— Lacey (@Laceybug321) August 30, 2015
So that's where the offense has been going wrong...
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Cardinals 3
17,572 in attendance and probably 3,000 are United Healthcare volunteers— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 27, 2015
Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 5
Fun fact: Tonight's #dbacks uniforms were designed in MS Publisher '95.— Brandon Goodwin (@BRANDONpGOODWIN) August 28, 2015
Diamondbacks 6, A's 4
Uh oh. There goes David Peralta's career splits against switch pitchers.— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) August 29, 2015
Goldy just hit the bottom of the video board in center field with that blast est. 466 ft. You could hear the thud over the cheering. #Dbacks— José M. Romero (@RomeroJoseM) August 29, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, A's 3
Diamondbacks 4, A's 7
Old guy at the #dbacks game with beats headphones and an old Radio Shack portable radio— backup plan (@twetjail) August 30, 2015
The fans are getting vicious out here at Chase Field. Somebody just dropped a "We need a pitcher, not a belly itcher" on Schugel. #Dbacks— Jesse Sanchez (@JesseSanchezMLB) August 30, 2015
Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 5
I don't normally include my own Tweets, but for this game I'll make an exception. On the one hand, this eerily-prophetic Tweet.
This lead feels about as secure as an Ashley Madison account.— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) September 1, 2015
On the other hand, seems like someone couldn't predict the final score after the game was over... :)
We apologise for the fault in the previous Tweet. Those responsible have been sacked. pic.twitter.com/oWUxMk69VD— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) September 1, 2015
Diamondbacks 6, Rockies 4
Paul Goldschmidt lined into the 1st ever triple play hit by the D-backs. Arizona had been the only active franchise never to hit into one.— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 1, 2015
He even gets out better than everyone else https://t.co/tWDQrdUxcY— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 1, 2015
Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 3
Look, I know he's good but...
And many, many Tweets along this line.
@golfbrick Unfortunately, the deal does not change. It's more of a yes/no thing rather than a, "How many?"— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) September 2, 2015
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
Brandon McCarthy. Asking the difficult questions, no-one else dares address.
who is the modern day Andie MacDowell?— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 30, 2015
@cor3yf this is the winner. The McAdams camp made a good case, but I think it's Rose— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 30, 2015
A wise man once said "we need to elevate the level of political discourse in this country." So idiot people argued about a mountain.— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 31, 2015