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Tweet of the Week
@Angry_Saguaro I'm settling on Ant-Man for Ender Inciarte's nickname. He ruins every opposing team's picnic pic.twitter.com/iJvblTiVJH
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 30, 2015
We endorse this.
Honorable mentions
this is why you friend your favorite baseball players siblings. #gooooold http://t.co/ZJwkRvfURi pic.twitter.com/UFoKWKAQo6
— Elizabeth (@cinderbella) August 26, 2015
@Angry_Saguaro @azjazzyj pic.twitter.com/R6YXNURopR
— TcbDbackfan 63/68 (@tcbdbackfan) August 30, 2015
And here are some people apparently unclear on a couple of concepts...
2 @ASU girls shown multiple times giving the shocker gesture on @Dbacks @FOXSPORTSAZ stupid producers
— The Warrior Kinsel (@WarriorSports) August 28, 2015
Two words: forks up?
The dbacks announcer keeps calling the ambidextrous pitcher amphibious and its driving me insane
— Jonathan Propst (@propsty0) August 29, 2015
Me and my family: *at a DBacks game**watching the DBacks game* My niece Tiffany: PUT IT IN THE HOOP! Me: same.
— Lacey (@Laceybug321) August 30, 2015
So that's where the offense has been going wrong...
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Cardinals 3
The 50/50 Raffle guy got pissed because no one in our section would buy some from him. "I guess no one cares!" @Dbacks #GoDBacks
— GzUsOnE (@gzusone) August 27, 2015
17,572 in attendance and probably 3,000 are United Healthcare volunteers
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 27, 2015
Diamondbacks 3, Cardinals 5
Fun fact: Tonight's #dbacks uniforms were designed in MS Publisher '95.
— Brandon Goodwin (@BRANDONpGOODWIN) August 28, 2015
Hey @Dbacks - any chance there will be a racing Randy chalk outline tomorrow? pic.twitter.com/4id39EZkTC
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) August 28, 2015
Diamondbacks 6, A's 4
Uh oh. There goes David Peralta's career splits against switch pitchers.
— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) August 29, 2015
Goldy just hit the bottom of the video board in center field with that blast est. 466 ft. You could hear the thud over the cheering. #Dbacks
— José M. Romero (@RomeroJoseM) August 29, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, A's 3
Here's the video of Goldschmidt vs. bat rack RT @tydenevi @_kimms_ pic.twitter.com/egu8M4n9V9
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) August 30, 2015
Diamondbacks 4, A's 7
Old guy at the #dbacks game with beats headphones and an old Radio Shack portable radio
— backup plan (@twetjail) August 30, 2015
The fans are getting vicious out here at Chase Field. Somebody just dropped a "We need a pitcher, not a belly itcher" on Schugel. #Dbacks
— Jesse Sanchez (@JesseSanchezMLB) August 30, 2015
Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 5
I don't normally include my own Tweets, but for this game I'll make an exception. On the one hand, this eerily-prophetic Tweet.
This lead feels about as secure as an Ashley Madison account.
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) September 1, 2015
On the other hand, seems like someone couldn't predict the final score after the game was over... :)
We apologise for the fault in the previous Tweet. Those responsible have been sacked. pic.twitter.com/oWUxMk69VD
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) September 1, 2015
Diamondbacks 6, Rockies 4
Paul Goldschmidt lined into the 1st ever triple play hit by the D-backs. Arizona had been the only active franchise never to hit into one.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 1, 2015
He even gets out better than everyone else https://t.co/tWDQrdUxcY
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 1, 2015
Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 3
Look, I know he's good but...
MLB has posted six highlight videos about the #Rockies for the nightcap match against the #Dbacks. 5 of the 6 are about Nolan Arenado.
— Jesse Friedman (@JesseNFriedman) September 2, 2015
And many, many Tweets along this line.
@golfbrick Unfortunately, the deal does not change. It's more of a yes/no thing rather than a, "How many?"
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) September 2, 2015
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
Brandon McCarthy. Asking the difficult questions, no-one else dares address.
who is the modern day Andie MacDowell?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 30, 2015
@cor3yf this is the winner. The McAdams camp made a good case, but I think it's Rose
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 30, 2015
A wise man once said "we need to elevate the level of political discourse in this country." So idiot people argued about a mountain.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 31, 2015