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In the last edition, I asked you to come up with an addition to the Dbacks Prize Vault, an annual drawing for those who renew their season tickets. The winners were pretty much across the board demeaning and sarcastic. I approve. In first place, with the most sarcastic of all, we have Diamondhacks!
A refund
keeping pollock fresh is a good idea, if we're talking about fish. - xmet 5.26.15
by Diamondhacks on Aug 30, 2015 | 11:38 PM reply unrec (9) actions
Short sweet and to the point. I like it. In second, we have the only person on the podium who didn't go the sarcastic route: Mr. Nate Rowan!
Give them either a shot at batting practice or a bullpen session
Now THAT would be cool
by Nate Rowan on Aug 30, 2015 | 9:05 PM reply rec (4) flag actions
Last, and definately not the least sarcastic, we have aricat!
A paper bag
by aricat on Aug 31, 2015 | 6:32 AM reply unrec (3) actions
That rounds out the top three for the week. Let's see how things stack up in the standings with just two more weeks left in the regular season:
Diamondhacks-12
Nate Rowan-10
Thunderpumpkin87-9
hotclaws-7
AzRattler-6
ScrubDaCubs-6
freeland1787-4
preston.salisbury-4
Jim McLennan-3
TylerO-3
aricat-1
onedotfive-1
TusconTim-1
For this week's prompt, we take a cue from another sport. As I'm sure you've heard, the New England Patriots have been mired in scandal this off-season for a bunch of grown men intentionally deflating their balls. Here in the good, civilized land of baseball, our scandals don't so easily lend themselves to being made fun of. That changes today. I want you to come up with a completely ridiculous scandal for MLB. The one rule is the name of the scandal has to end in -gate. Props if you can make it rhyme. Go!